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Man Orders Penis Enlarger Online, Receives Magnifying Glass In Mail

magnifying-glassA Malaysian man looking to enlarge his penis fell victim to a semi-hilarious Internet scam this week, paying nearly $167 for an advertised “penis enlarger” only to receive a $10 magnifying glass.

The man, identified only by his first name Ong, was reportedly so mortified that he filed a complaint with the Malaysian customer complaints bureau. Speaking to The Sun, chairman Seri Michael Chong said “as you can imagine, [Ong] is feeling rather disgruntled.”

“The unfortunateĀ gentleman is just one of many who have fallen victims to these kind of misleading scams,” he continued. “Men and women are equally vulnerable to these scams. Three people lost a total of more than Ā£15,000 to these scams this year alone.”

Ong has not revealed where he ordered the penis enlarger from and reportedly does not have a proof of purchase. Perhaps he could use his new penis enlarger to search for the purchase on his next statement.

By:           Matthew Tharrett
On:           Jun 4, 2014
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  • 6 Comments
    • BBellairs
      BBellairs

      The only sure-fire penis enlargement method I know of is a hot man on his knees in front of me, works every time!

      Jun 4, 2014 at 12:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jmmartin
      jmmartin

      Just too funny!

      Jun 4, 2014 at 8:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mr. E. Jones
      Mr. E. Jones

      I know a guy who made a fortune selling “Solar powered clothes dryers!”. When people sent him $50, he’d send them 2 nails and 10 feet of twine.

      Jun 4, 2014 at 8:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • sejjo
      sejjo

      The world is a better place when scam artists also have a sense of humor.

      Jun 5, 2014 at 2:27 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kieran
      Kieran

      To paraphrase PT Barnum, “There’s a Ong born every minute.”

      Jun 5, 2014 at 12:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Maude
      Maude

      I really do know a guy with a ‘toddler’ size penis, and a brain to match.
      If it wasn’t for his foreskin, it’d be a clit.

      Jun 6, 2014 at 12:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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