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Man Orders Penis Enlarger Online, Receives Magnifying Glass In Mail

magnifying-glassA Malaysian man looking to enlarge his penis fell victim to a semi-hilarious Internet scam this week, paying nearly $167 for an advertised “penis enlarger” only to receive a $10 magnifying glass.

The man, identified only by his first name Ong, was reportedly so mortified that he filed a complaint with the Malaysian customer complaints bureau. Speaking to The Sun, chairman Seri Michael Chong said “as you can imagine, [Ong] is feeling rather disgruntled.”

“The unfortunate¬†gentleman is just one of many who have fallen victims to these kind of misleading scams,” he continued. “Men and women are equally vulnerable to these scams. Three people lost a total of more than ¬£15,000 to these scams this year alone.”

Ong has not revealed where he ordered the penis enlarger from and reportedly does not have a proof of purchase. Perhaps he could use his new penis enlarger to search for the purchase on his next statement.

By:           Matthew Tharrett
On:           Jun 4, 2014
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    • BBellairs

      The only sure-fire penis enlargement method I know of is a hot man on his knees in front of me, works every time!

      Jun 4, 2014 at 12:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jmmartin

      Just too funny!

      Jun 4, 2014 at 8:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mr. E. Jones
      Mr. E. Jones

      I know a guy who made a fortune selling “Solar powered clothes dryers!”. When people sent him $50, he’d send them 2 nails and 10 feet of twine.

      Jun 4, 2014 at 8:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • sejjo

      The world is a better place when scam artists also have a sense of humor.

      Jun 5, 2014 at 2:27 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kieran

      To paraphrase PT Barnum, “There’s a Ong born every minute.”

      Jun 5, 2014 at 12:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Maude

      I really do know a guy with a ‘toddler’ size penis, and a brain to match.
      If it wasn’t for his foreskin, it’d be a clit.

      Jun 6, 2014 at 12:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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