Queerty is better as a member
The only sure-fire penis enlargement method I know of is a hot man on his knees in front of me, works every time!
Just too funny!
I know a guy who made a fortune selling “Solar powered clothes dryers!”. When people sent him $50, he’d send them 2 nails and 10 feet of twine.
The world is a better place when scam artists also have a sense of humor.
To paraphrase PT Barnum, “There’s a Ong born every minute.”
I really do know a guy with a ‘toddler’ size penis, and a brain to match.
If it wasn’t for his foreskin, it’d be a clit.
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