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Man Smacks Boyfriend With Plate For Playing Too Much Alanis Morrisette

A man in Jacksonville, FL, was arrested for hitting his boyfriend in the face with a plate because he was listening to Alanis Morissette nonstop.

Allen Blair, 24, is in custody after assaulting Todd Fletcher, 33, with the good china on Saturday. “That’s all that motherfucker listens to,” Casey complained in the official police report.

A witness claims to have witnessed the attack, which Casey later confessed to. Both he and his beau are believed to have been high off their asses on methamphetamines.

photo by: oouinouin
By:           Dan Avery
On:           Oct 19, 2012
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  • 12 Comments
    • Cam
      Cam

      So once again, no articles on the massive amounts of NOM funding coming from the organized Mormon Church and it’s support by many in the Catholic Church even though this violates U.S. Tax Code.

      But articles about crazy gays attacking each other are fine.

      Yeah, wouldn’t want to write any articles about the largest organized funder of anti-gay legislation and the most well funded anti-gay advocate in the country would you? Especially since there isn’t anything important like say…and election going on.

      Oct 19, 2012 at 6:50 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • cmk2877
      cmk2877

      @Cam: OMfuckingG. Go get your news somewhere else! No one is forcing you to come to Queerty. I have about 30 websites/blogs in my normal rotation, some are for serious news, some are for funny stuff, some are for LAUGHING AT STUPID QUEERS WHO SLAP THEIR BF WITH THE GOOD CHINA. Seriously, I’m so fucking tired of all of the bitching in the comments here. Take the site for what it is, get your serious news somewhere else or start your own fucking blog and post only the stuff you deem important to the community and therefore acceptable for consumption. Jesus christ you people are taxing.

      Oct 19, 2012 at 11:26 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hyhybt
      hyhybt

      @Cam: NOM’s funding is widely covered elsewhere; if you want to read about that, Good As You would be a good place to check.

      Every site has its strengths; Queerty’s, for me, is its variety.

      Besides, it’s good to show that gay people really *are* just like everyone else, including that our number includes people like these.

      Oct 19, 2012 at 11:27 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • EdWoody
      EdWoody

      @Cam: Start your own blog.

      Oct 19, 2012 at 11:31 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • viveutvivas
      viveutvivas

      Lol

      Oct 19, 2012 at 12:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      @cmk2877:

      The issue is, they DO cover OTHER stories, we see plenty if there is some Rabbi that doesn’t like gays, or if a govt. official does something.

      So don’t report on govt. officials and other stories like that and then claim that the only reason they aren’t reporting on the most well funded anti-gay group in the country is because they don’t DO stories like that.

      But you know….nice try.

      Oct 19, 2012 at 12:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • cmk2877
      cmk2877

      @Cam: As someone else said, part of the reason lots of us like Queerty is the variety. I come here and get what I get, it may be serious news, but it might be gays behaving badly. Again, some of us like the variety. But when I’m seeking out serious news, I certainly do not come to Queerty. Its just a bonus when they have it sprinkled in with the other stuff. Stop bitching about Queerty not covering a story you want to hear about. Others are.

      Oct 19, 2012 at 12:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • iBLOW
      iBLOW

      Why is this news

      Oct 19, 2012 at 1:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mpwaite
      mpwaite

      “Well isn’t that IRONIC..”

      Oct 19, 2012 at 3:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DarthKitsune
      DarthKitsune

      Violence is never the answer! That being said, I’d have cracked him over the head with my great-grandmother’s silver tea service. There’s only just so much Alanis a man can take before his primal instincts take over.

      Oct 19, 2012 at 4:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • keoki3
      keoki3

      Thank you India
      Thank you terror
      Thank you disillusionment
      Thank you frailty
      Thank you consequence
      Thank you thank you silence

      Oct 19, 2012 at 4:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Hillers
      Hillers

      You oughta know that the good china delivers a striking blow.

      Oct 19, 2012 at 10:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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