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Manti Te’o Hoaxer Claims He’s A Recovering Homosexual

Ronaiah Tuiasosopo admitted to Dr. Phil that he was in love with Manti Te’o so that’s why he tried to ruin his life. Okay, understandable. We’ve all been there. Some of us live there.

But the hoaxer hasn’t yet come to grips with his homosexuality, and probably won’t anytime soon.

“If you look at this situation and everything that I’ve been through, I would say yeah I’m gay. But honestly I’m so confused,” Tuiasosopo told ole Quick-Draw McGraw.

As a devout Christian, Tuiasosopo feels he’s afflicted with a case of “the gay” and needs to “recover” from it as one would recover from a drug or alcohol problem.

“It takes a lot of courage to recover from homosexuality and this type of thing and coming back to your real life. As hard of a task it is, I’m going to do all I can to live right.”

No tea, no shade, but being gay is the least of Tuiasosopo’s concerns. Creating a fake girlfriend and leading on some hapless goof, leading to a national scandal and endless late night fodder immediately comes to mind.

Dr. Phil, however, would like to address Tuiasosopo’s gay guilt at some point, probably on another highly-publicized episode.

“This is for another time, but I have so much to say to you about what you just said, because a lot of it bothers me so much,” the ‘stached out psych said. “But we will talk about that another time.”

Well, let’s put a fire under that, Doc, before some other football player/fake girlfriend/self-loathing gay love triangle scandal pops up.

By:           Les Fabian Brathwaite
On:           Feb 1, 2013
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  • 16 Comments
    • Rock Star
      Rock Star

      My boyfriend Justin Bieber just called me to say that our other boyfriend Zac Efron and his lover Chad Overstreet are coming over with Rock Hudson James Dean and Liberace to take us to New Orleans for the Super bowl. I had to break my date with Abe Lincoln and his lover Joshua Speed, plus JFK and his boyfriend Lem Billings for our scheduled party in Palm Springs and instead meet them at Mardi Gras for our annual naked romp through the streets of the Big Easy. I just spoke to Jesus on the phone and he will be joining us as well. I told Manti about this and he was very excited to meet Lincoln as well as JFK and he will be there with us.

      Feb 1, 2013 at 10:05 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Eric Auerbach
      Eric Auerbach

      This just got depressing.

      Feb 1, 2013 at 11:28 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Meowzer
      Meowzer

      Te’o is gay. Tuiasosopo is gay. Both from very religious families, so Manti had a “girlfriend” and Ronaiah is recovering from being a homosexual because they got caught in their elaborate lie.

      Feb 1, 2013 at 12:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Little-Kiwi
      Little-Kiwi

      *barf*

      you can’t recover from homosexuality. you can, however, recover from the anti-gay and pro-Ignorance brainwashing that leads you to think you need to Not Be Gay.

      Feb 1, 2013 at 12:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Caliban
      Caliban

      Well he’s half-right at least….

      Is he Mormon like T’eo? That would explain a lot.

      Feb 1, 2013 at 2:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
      PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID

      Shock! horror! And he revealed that he was ..duh..duh..duuuh…ABUSED!!! And that’s what gave him the gayz. Wow! I bet nobody saw that coming.

      Feb 1, 2013 at 7:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hamoboy
      hamoboy

      OMG I am facepalming so hard right now. This is what happens when religion twists people. Poor lil thing, hpefully one day he’ll wake up.

      Feb 1, 2013 at 7:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mz.sam
      mz.sam

      @ Meowzer Ha! Ha! That deserves a Notre Dame chest bump….or in their case a open locker door boobie bump!

      Feb 1, 2013 at 9:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Charli Girl
      Charli Girl

      Ok folks,I KNOW WOMEN,AND I GUARANTEE YOU,THAT WAS NO MALE ON THOSE VMAILS!!!
      All I want to know IS HOW MUCH MONEY IS THAT FAMILY AND SCHOOL PAYING HIM TO TAKE THE FALL? He’s confused alright,ON WHERE HE WILL SPEND ALL THAT HUSH. $…
      I was born at night son,but it wasn’t LAST night!

      Feb 1, 2013 at 10:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bee Gaga
      Bee Gaga

      @Rock Star: Justin Bieber, Chad Overstreet, JFK, James Dean, Rock Hudson, and Zac Efron…mmmmm girl can I come lol

      Feb 1, 2013 at 10:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Eric Auerbach
      Eric Auerbach

      Yikes. You’re all awful people.

      Feb 2, 2013 at 2:52 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Nixter
      Nixter

      @Eric Auerbach: Not. Wew are triuth tellers and call others out when we hear bulsshit like ” recovering from homosexuality”. Religious delusion. And don’t give me that “he’s entitled to his opinion” scarecrow argument. Argh…..

      Feb 2, 2013 at 6:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Nixter
      Nixter

      Sorry for the typo errors. We are truth-tellers….bullshit, etc.

      Feb 2, 2013 at 6:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Derrick
      Derrick

      Dr. Phil asked Tuiasosopo if he were gay. Is Manti Teo gay? He could be. Read more at
      http://the-nba-insider.blogspot.com/2013/01/is-mante-teo-gay.html

      Feb 2, 2013 at 7:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • demetreus
      demetreus

      I Really HATE this PIG.

      Feb 3, 2013 at 10:56 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • D9W
      D9W

      To live right? Did I just hear him say that at the end? Like he’s going to stop being gay? Boy this child really needs to pull his head out!

      Feb 5, 2013 at 7:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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