Map Of Average European Penis Sizes Makes Sex Tourism Even Easier!

Is this in centimeters? 16 cm is about 6.3 inches. There is no way in hell that Turkey’s average is 14 cm and less than other countries. I speak from experience. The men there are quite large.

Hungary: where size queens go to dick heaven.

The French and Italians lie

OK–we can skip that hellhole known as Romania, for yet one more reason.

Sure an’ Begorrrah: the Oirish Curse is not a myth.

Girth beats length. Any bottom or straight woman will tell you that. So unless those figures are for diameters who cares.

I always loved France and must make Hungary my next destination.

This map is completely baffliig to British people.
Officially the UK went metric in the 70s, but people still think in terms of inches, feet and miles etc etc.
Is 13.97 any good?
Irish men are the most hung in Europe, I’ve found, by the way…

“Baffliing”!

So their all 6 inches or less, no wonder they’re always at war with each other.

Average always just translates into either being pleasantly surprised or extremely disappointed.

Stretched queens contemplating where to travel for prostate action. Keep up with increasing infection numbers, the 80′s is not far away.

Too bad Armenia isn’t part of Europe. Now there’s a nation of horse dicks.

What is the source of this? I read on Live Science that Spain, Greece, and Italy the best average in Europe.

Oh là là!

The French are all bottoms, though.

The only thing this map proves is that most Europeans lie.

Could’nt care less about penis size.

I’ve lived in Hungary. Pretty faces, but German and French junk is consistently bigger.

UMMMMM……DUMB ASSES…….THIS IS NOT IN INCHES!!!! CONVERT IT TO INCHES AND YOU WILL SEE HOW SMALL THEY ARE IN EUROPE!…..LOL…..ONCE AGAIN….DESPERATE MEN

So, based on the data and relative to the rest of Europe, we can guess that Stalin had a small dick and Napoleon was a big prick in a small body.

I think someone hit the wrong keys for Germany. Goodness, those boys are well endowed! Am I weird for wanting to go to Ireland MORE now knowing they’re allededly among the smallest in Europe?

@christopher di spirito

In case you didn’t notice, Armenia is on the map, wedged right to the east of Turkey and just below Georgia. Due to my laptop’s small size I can barely read what the entire figure is, but it says 13-point-something.

If I were a douche and were to really believe/care about this map, it would signal that you’re basically a liar. Fortunately I don’t, because such maps encourage racism, narcissism and the objectification of men.

@Andrew Wells:

Thanks you, Andrew Wells.

@Stupid: C’est tellement vrai!!!

@Stupid: This Frenchman has never bottomed….stupid.

My man is Hungarian, grew up in a “gymnasium camp” training as a gymnast (later bodybuilding and Judo Sambo)from the age of 7. He was constantly called “horse” and other nicknames for the size of his dick, since they sized each other up in the showers relentlessly. He’s very well hung, but just enough past medium in the size-queen sense. I tell him he should make dildo casts. He’s just handsome down there, great girth, and NOT too big. Anyway, he says those other Hungarian guys were tiny, that they were just white without “enough gypsy blood”. Smack talk gets deep quickly with Hungarians, people. just be warned.

LOL at all you guys drooling over 6″- penises.

Isn’t the average penis length 6 inchs, anyway? Unless that’s changed? So this doesn’t really tell us much.

I’m from the UK and most of the guys I know/”play” with boast *at least* a 7 incher… But then again, most of ‘em are mixed, so I guess that accounts for it. (Myself included.)