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Map Of Average European Penis Sizes Makes Sex Tourism Even Easier!

If you’re planning a trip to Europe, this handy dandy map will help you decided which, um… “places” to visit. And if you’re not travelling, you can just use this map to perpetuate national stereotypes. Fun.

By:           Daniel Villarreal
On:           Dec 6, 2011
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  • 31 Comments
    • Scott
      Scott

      Is this in centimeters? 16 cm is about 6.3 inches. There is no way in hell that Turkey’s average is 14 cm and less than other countries. I speak from experience. The men there are quite large.

      Dec 6, 2011 at 5:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Evan Mulvihill
      Evan Mulvihill

      Hungary: where size queens go to dick heaven.

      Dec 6, 2011 at 6:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jake
      Jake

      The French and Italians lie

      Dec 6, 2011 at 6:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Marie Cohn
      Marie Cohn

      OK–we can skip that hellhole known as Romania, for yet one more reason.

      Dec 6, 2011 at 6:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Marie Cohn
      Marie Cohn

      Sure an’ Begorrrah: the Oirish Curse is not a myth.

      Dec 6, 2011 at 6:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • QJ201
      QJ201

      Girth beats length. Any bottom or straight woman will tell you that. So unless those figures are for diameters who cares.

      Dec 6, 2011 at 6:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ewe
      ewe

      I always loved France and must make Hungary my next destination.

      Dec 6, 2011 at 6:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Fagburn
      Fagburn

      This map is completely baffliig to British people.
      Officially the UK went metric in the 70s, but people still think in terms of inches, feet and miles etc etc.
      Is 13.97 any good?
      Irish men are the most hung in Europe, I’ve found, by the way…

      Dec 6, 2011 at 7:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Fagburn
      Fagburn

      “Baffliing”!

      Dec 6, 2011 at 7:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JoshP
      JoshP

      So their all 6 inches or less, no wonder they’re always at war with each other.

      Dec 6, 2011 at 8:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JS
      JS

      Average always just translates into either being pleasantly surprised or extremely disappointed.

      Dec 6, 2011 at 8:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Markie
      Markie

      Stretched queens contemplating where to travel for prostate action. Keep up with increasing infection numbers, the 80’s is not far away.

      Dec 6, 2011 at 8:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • christopher di spirito
      christopher di spirito

      Too bad Armenia isn’t part of Europe. Now there’s a nation of horse dicks.

      Dec 6, 2011 at 8:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Red Meat
      Red Meat

      What is the source of this? I read on Live Science that Spain, Greece, and Italy the best average in Europe.

      Dec 6, 2011 at 9:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Steven
      Steven

      Oh là là!

      Dec 6, 2011 at 9:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Stupid
      Stupid

      The French are all bottoms, though.

      Dec 6, 2011 at 10:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kieran
      Kieran

      The only thing this map proves is that most Europeans lie.

      Dec 6, 2011 at 10:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mizzymm
      mizzymm

      Could’nt care less about penis size.

      Dec 6, 2011 at 11:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • comus
      comus

      I’ve lived in Hungary. Pretty faces, but German and French junk is consistently bigger.

      Dec 7, 2011 at 12:40 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • shannon
      shannon

      UMMMMM……DUMB ASSES…….THIS IS NOT IN INCHES!!!! CONVERT IT TO INCHES AND YOU WILL SEE HOW SMALL THEY ARE IN EUROPE!…..LOL…..ONCE AGAIN….DESPERATE MEN

      Dec 7, 2011 at 2:04 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • B
      B

      So, based on the data and relative to the rest of Europe, we can guess that Stalin had a small dick and Napoleon was a big prick in a small body.

      Dec 7, 2011 at 4:09 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Guy
      Guy

      I think someone hit the wrong keys for Germany. Goodness, those boys are well endowed! Am I weird for wanting to go to Ireland MORE now knowing they’re allededly among the smallest in Europe?

      Dec 7, 2011 at 6:20 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Andrew Wells
      Andrew Wells

      @christopher di spirito

      In case you didn’t notice, Armenia is on the map, wedged right to the east of Turkey and just below Georgia. Due to my laptop’s small size I can barely read what the entire figure is, but it says 13-point-something.

      If I were a douche and were to really believe/care about this map, it would signal that you’re basically a liar. Fortunately I don’t, because such maps encourage racism, narcissism and the objectification of men.

      Dec 7, 2011 at 7:35 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Conrad
      Conrad

      @Andrew Wells:

      Thanks you, Andrew Wells.

      Dec 7, 2011 at 9:58 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Frank
      Frank

      @Stupid: C’est tellement vrai!!!

      Dec 7, 2011 at 12:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ruhlmann
      Ruhlmann

      @Stupid: This Frenchman has never bottomed….stupid.

      Dec 7, 2011 at 2:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Adman
      Adman

      My man is Hungarian, grew up in a “gymnasium camp” training as a gymnast (later bodybuilding and Judo Sambo)from the age of 7. He was constantly called “horse” and other nicknames for the size of his dick, since they sized each other up in the showers relentlessly. He’s very well hung, but just enough past medium in the size-queen sense. I tell him he should make dildo casts. He’s just handsome down there, great girth, and NOT too big. Anyway, he says those other Hungarian guys were tiny, that they were just white without “enough gypsy blood”. Smack talk gets deep quickly with Hungarians, people. just be warned.

      Dec 7, 2011 at 10:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kenny
      Kenny

      LOL at all you guys drooling over 6″- penises.

      Dec 8, 2011 at 12:48 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • L.
      L.

      Isn’t the average penis length 6 inchs, anyway? Unless that’s changed? So this doesn’t really tell us much.

      I’m from the UK and most of the guys I know/”play” with boast *at least* a 7 incher… But then again, most of ‘em are mixed, so I guess that accounts for it. (Myself included.)

      Dec 12, 2011 at 7:47 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Flower King
      Flower King

      @Marie Cohn:
      I’m from Romania:)
      How about to give it a try…I could show you mine, and you’ll come back soon to beg for It again:)

      Sep 25, 2012 at 2:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • laur_pula_de_balaur
      laur_pula_de_balaur

      Pai, Marie, lumea e plina de prostovani ca tine. Pana o sa-ti pice si tie pe mana un studiu mai veridic, eu zic sa-i faci o vizita lui Flower King si sa-mi spui daca i-ai putut-o inghiti macar pe un sfert.

      Sep 28, 2012 at 8:28 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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