Mariah Carey Is Skinny Enough For Fashion

Having lost twenty or so pounds over the last few months, Mariah Carey is looking good for a drag queen, though we doubt she ever stopped loving herself. Supposedly she caught the eye of the powers-that-be at Louis Vuitton while lying among their trademark trunks in a bikini for a music video shoot. He just thought she looked so… thin. And her boobs looked so… weird, but in a fashiony way. And well, she’s thoroughly Emancipated Mimi; who can compete with that? Perhaps Lindsay Lohan should be worried for her future with the fickle Frenchman.

Carey to Become Fashion Model [Contact Music]