Queerty hit Mario Lopez with a somewhat risque question during a conference call with reporters yesterday: would he ever make underwear for his newly launched underwear line “Rated M” with built-in padding?
“I’ve never been asked that,” said the six-packin’ Latin hunk, whose sexy briefs ads make him look even better endowed than the David Beckham.
“I imagine that’s a pretty good idea,” he said, taking the idea to its logical extension. “I’ll have to bring that up with my business team. Good suggestion.”
Unlike our sad insecure male friends who might want to pack a fake twelve-incher and monster moose-balls into their undies, Mario won’t need Queerty’s unsolicited, totally free advice to make it big in the world. He’s already a triple-threat: hosting, dancing, and weight-lifting his way to some major bucks.
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shle896
Who cares? He’s still HOT as HELL!
Spike
Curious, is you want to show more dick, don’t wear underwear, its pretty simple.
I’d be embarrassed to hook up with a guy only for him to see that I got some built
in sock in my pouch when we get naked.
The Real Mike in Asheville
According to Victoria Beckham, David Beckham doesn’t need any padding as his cock “is as big as a tractor’s tail pipe!”
Since it is all celebrity fantasy anyway, why chose between Beckham and Lopez, my fantasy would be to enjoy both of these hotties, separately and as a three-way — again, fantasy, so they play exactly to the fantasy, and I;ll just ignore that Beckham is straight and Lopez is unclear.
sam
I don’t know but I never really cared for Mario.
Ron
@sam, I agree. A tad narcissistic for my tastes. I always had the feeling that if you went home with him he’d want you to watch while he jacks off in front of a mirror.
shannon
THIS IS BULLSHIT! YOU KEEO SAYING BECKHAM IS “HUNG” YET WHEN YOU SEE NAKED PICS OF HIM HE IS =======TINY AS HELL=====……….HIS FORESKIN IS BIGGER THAN HIS DICK!!! YOU ALL NEED TO STOP WITH BULLSHIT…..I SWEAR…
MJ
i really don’t care for bulge padding. if you got it, you got it. if you don’t learn how to use what you got then.
but i will say this: Mario’s butt in those briefs = heaven
the crustybastard
@shannon:
Are you a former telegraph operator? Stop.
Stace
hears Shannon shrieking and tearing at wig. “Yes. There’s so much evil in the world.”
prettygirls
“It’s not the size of the ship but it’s the motion in ocean”.. You know only small dick guys use this line. A “hot” body and a small dick don’t do it for me.. I guess we like’em BIGG in the hood.