Oh no! It seems Mario Lopez's twisted world of lies has come crashing down:
Recently named to a magazine's hot bachelor list, Mario was asked during the accompanying interview if he "manscapes," which means removing excess body hair via waxing, shaving, laser or plucking. He responded, "Not at all. That's the Latin Indian blood in me. My Dad has a hairy chest, but I don't."So how come he has a hairy chest in this 2003 photo… and a bare one in a more recent one?
Whatever. There are, like, three hairs on his tits in the picture on the left. Maybe they just fell out. Or, possibly, Lopez is a narcissistic monster who won't stop until the entire world wants to rub up on his smooth, seamless chest.
Someone call heaven, we need Robert Stack stat!
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I'd eat ice cream off of it, whether it's in the present state or the 2003 one.
With hair or without hair! Who cares! He is HOT
http://www.ilovezeren.com
Maybe he's going bald.
he is fucking hot
http://queersunited.blogspot.com/
Yeah, he's hot, but unfortunately he's only TOO aware of it
He definitely manscapes!
I am going to write a thesis on this very subject.
Someone needs to get to the bottom of this and fast!
George W. Bush lies about the war, Mario Lopez is now caught up in Nipplegate
The terrorist have won.
Its amazing to me how a persons integrity is meaningless. I love a hot guy as much as the next but when they open their mouths and lies and arrogance pours forth my penis goes south. But then I guess thats the real definition of a whore, a person who fuck anything, even if its ugliness is on the inside. Low self esteem is
such a turnoff.
I know manscaping is supposed to show muscle definition and such, but Man o Man I love a hairy chest! Nothing more sexy than a man with a hairy chest in my opinion.
Admitting he had body hair might make him seem more human and less phony. OMG what a travesty that would be. Popular culture reviles anything human and NOT phony. Look at politics and the media the more phony the better folks like it.
FRANK, I have one question: how can anyone look that good and NOT be aware of it? Especially somebody who grew up in show biz. Show biz is all about the looks. I'm sure that women just go absolutely bananas around Mario and that he has his pick of whomever he wants. Plus, he probably knows that he has a huge gay following and that we'll buy his calendars and workout videos, and come to see him on broadway, and watch him show his amazing ass on Nip/Tuck, etc. Seriously, hot people can bascially write their own ticket in our culture.
Frankly I think he looks better in the pic on the left. The one on the right makes him look like a Latin Ken Doll with body make-up on.
Maybe he has waxed for so long, the hair stopped growing back. It was kinda sparse to start with.
Nipplegate 2008–why do we have an infantile breast fetish?
I was bottle fed (my mom had hairy nipples too) thanks Gerber!
http://www.mypartner.com/Ameri.....higan.html
I think he looks better with some fuzz!
Who cares? Shaves, don't shaves lies doesn't lie. He isn't running for office. I wish the community would be as catty about more important issues
Yeah, right, these are the important issues today… do something productive with your life, instead counting some titty man chest hairs!