Just in case you needed further evidence that all dentists are creepy and evil (kidding!), an oral surgeon in Washington, D.C. has been accused of putting his penis inside an anaesthetized patient’s mouth.
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43-year-old Bilal Ahmed, owner of Universal Smiles, is charged with first-degree sexual assault after a male patient, who went to see him about a chipped tooth in May 2014, accused the dentist of knocking him out with nitrous oxide then unbuttoning his trousers, whipping out his penis and forcing the sedated man to perform oral sex on him.
Midway through the assault, the victim woke up. Ahmed, a married father of six, quickly pulled up his pants then rushed the victim off to a recovery room.
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After the victim left Ahmed’s office, he contacted police. Six days later, authorities had him call the dentist. During the recorded conversation, the victim asked if perhaps he had hallucinated the whole thing. That’s when Ahmed confessed to the crime, telling the victim he was “not crazy” and that he had, indeed, sexually assaulted him whilst he was under anaesthesia.
Ahmed was arrested at New York’s JFK airport while returning to the U.S. from Pakistan. He was later released after posting $50,000 bail, and is due back in court on February 17.
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h/t: Daily Star
Aromaeus
As if going to the dentist wasn’t already on the top of things I hate to do.
Paul Nadolski
At the age of 5 my then dentist pulled two teeth without ANY anesthesia (a big part of why I am afraid of dentists as an adult)…I can’t imagine going through this though!
Tobi
Drill. Fill.
Doughosier
Reminds me of the episode of Louie, where Louie CK is at the dentist. He is unconscious and dreaming someone is feeding him a banana. When he comes to, the dentist is zipping up his pants.
darkanser
Let me get this straight. A patient having accused a dentist of sexual assault manages to get his dentist to admit to violating his trust as his dentist — not to mention committing a crime. Sounds almost too incredible!! If this happened as told, I wonder if there are other victims. I’m sure that’ll be investigated.
darkanser
@Paul Nadolski: I may have been around that age when I witnessed my father getting a root canal. I remember him flinching in the chair. A couple of years ago, I had a root canal. Thankfully, the art/science/practice advanced a lot since then. I experienced no pain.
Brent Labee
imagine k-holed sex with a pakistani uncut father of six. so he’s busy
Chris
Who cares if he’s married or not? What he did is wrong and illegal.
Paco
@Chris: Because any story about gay sex acts involving “straight” men titillates the guy that wrote this article.
Franklin
I’m surprised there aren’t the usual suspects in the comments section of this article questioning whether the man under anesthesia really wanted it.
martinbakman
So typical.
Places like Pakistan the police can throw you in jail or worse for gay sex, yet they want it every chance they can get….just like us!