Mary J Saves Lives

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We get a lot of mail around here. Most are from people enjoying the site and passing along ideas. A small percentage is hate mail. And then there are the crazies. Most of the crazy mails we receive we simply ignore. But this last letter we felt we needed to share, since, um, it can save lives.

We love Mary J. But we had no clue she was this amazing. One reader writes below.

I am a 58 years old man and I can attest to the fact the Mary J.’s music healed me and kept me from taking an operation that 3 doctors had said that I needed. After I realized that I was completed healed, I let one of my friends who is 5 years of my senior and very sick to listen to my album. Each day he would listen to the album for about and hour. On the 5th day when I went to visit him, he told me how much better he felt. On the 14th day he called his doctor and told the doctor that he wanted to stop taking the 7 pills that he was taking each day.

At first his doctor recommended against it, but once my friend went in for his routine checkup, the doctor said that it had to be a miracle. There was no trace of his liver problem and the doctor had colleague doctor to give him a full examination. This doctor could find any trace of any liver problems also.

I went and bought 2 more of the identical albums and gave them to my two diabetic brothers who are both much older than me. Within two months they both could stop taking their insulin shots and now their pancreas is back producing insulin. Their doctors refuse to comment and call it mind over matter, but we all know better.

There are four more other sick elder persons whom I have had to listen to Mary J.s music and they are all now from under the care of their doctors. One is now training to become a minister and he promises to spread in his gospel the heeling power of Mary J.s music.

The entire letter, with all its grammatical errors intact, after the jump.

I am a 58 years old man and I can attest to the fact the Mary J.’s music healed me and kept me from taking an operation that 3 doctors had said that I needed. After I realized that I was completed healed, I let one of my friends who is 5 years of my senior and very sick to listen to my album. Each day he would listen to the album for about and hour. On the 5Th day when I went to visit him, he told me how much better he felt. On the 14Th day he called his doctor and told the doctor that he wanted to stop taking the 7 pills that he was taking each day. At first his doctor recommended against it, but once my friend went in for his routine checkup, the doctor said that it had to be a miracle. There was no trace of his liver problem and the doctor had colleague doctor to give him a full examination. This doctor could find any trace of any liver problems also.

I went and bought 2 more of the identical albums and gave them to my two diabetic brothers who are both much older than me. Within two months they both could stop taking their insulin shots and now their pancreas is back producing insulin. Their doctors refuse to comment and call it mind over matter, but we all know better.

There are four more other sick elder persons whom I have had to listen to Mary J.s music and they are all now from under the care of their doctors. One is now training to become a minister and he promises to spread in his gospel the heeling power of Mary J.s music. We can only attest to what the music has done for us. But Mary J.s promoters can have telecasted ceremonies to let the music world know the healing power of her music. Her promoters should have the hip-hop world label her as "The Crucifix Of The Hip-Hop World". At the initial ceremony there should be a statue of a cross with Mary J. attached to it just as Jesus with the blood running down. The blood represent healing. From this point on all of Mary J.s fans along with over half the people that listen to hip-hop music will want to wear a Mary J. Crucifix around their necks. For the first year Mary J.s income will more than double from the sales of the "Crucifixes". She would have to brace herself for the jealous that would be coming from people like Mariah Carey and Britney Spears. Snoop Doggie-Dog would be the appropriate person to present such a tile to Mary J. on national television. As a member of Mary J.s team, if you cannot visualize such revelation, just don't discard this email. Please let Mary J. read it. Once she realizes that her music is healing the elderly sick while suzing the young, she may be in different with you.

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