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Mask The Taste Of Your Man With Masque Sexual Flavors

 

Until now, guys who have been self-conscious about the taste of their… essence had to munch pineapple and peppermint and cross their fingers. Now there’s Masque Sexual Flavors to solve that problem: Billed as “the first oral-sex product of its kind,” these gel strips are designed to dissolve on the tongue and “neutralize the tastes associated with [performing] oral sex on a man.”

We’re reminded of the miracle fruit, which causes sour sensations on the tongue to taste sweet. But since you probably won’t find that particular berry before your next Grindr hookup, Masque is likely your best option. It’s available in mango, strawberry, watermelon and chocolate, with a hint of mint “to prevent tasting that occurs in your nasal passages.”

They really thought of everything.

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By:           J.C. ADAMS
On:           Sep 9, 2012
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  • 6 Comments
    • Fitz
      Fitz

      As an alternative, you can lead a fairly healthy life style, and your spunk will be
      wonderful and much desired. But going the chemical route is fine too. Eat
      junk, take a pill to get it up, and some perfume strips to make it smell ok.

      Sep 9, 2012 at 3:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Little-Kiwi
      Little-Kiwi

      others recommend the startling practice of washing your penis.

      http://littlekiwilovesbauhaus.blogspot.ca/2012/09/rough-trade-chic.html

      Sep 9, 2012 at 4:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • LandStander
      LandStander

      @Little-Kiwi: They are not talking about the penis tasting bad….Washing your penis will not change the taste of your semen!

      Sep 9, 2012 at 8:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Vegas Tearoom
      Vegas Tearoom

      This may be an eldergay thing, but I have found that cinnamon rolls or cinnamon toast make a tasty processed treat. There is something about cinnamon oil that the prostate has an affinity for. FWIW.

      Sep 9, 2012 at 9:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Captain proton
      Captain proton

      Actually, you CAN get those magic berries that make sour taste sweet in pill form:
      http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/ab3f/

      (probably cheaper too)

      Sep 10, 2012 at 8:27 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • GentlemanCaller
      GentlemanCaller

      Here’s a thought: If you don’t like the way dick/semen/men taste, then don’t put your mouth there. It’s kinda offensive if some guy wants to make me taste like chocolate in order to deign to do that deed. Thanks anyway.

      Sep 10, 2012 at 12:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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