MILE HIGH MADNESS

Masturbating Passenger Trying To Exit Plane Mid-Air Forces Early Landing

Screen-Shot-2014-09-25-at-1.32A Los Angeles-bound Virgin America flight was forced to land in Nebraska Monday morning after a male passenger on drugs began furiously masturbating and trying to open the plane’s emergency exit door.

The Omaha Police Department reports that 26-year-old Doug Adams was experiencing a “psychotic episode” on the flight and was immediately taken to a hospital for observation. According to several other passengers, Adams was also wearing a hospital bracelet and appeared to show signs of mental distress in the cabin.

Film producer Sam Slater was on the flight and videotaped police escorting the man off the plane in Omaha. He and a friend explained the situation further to CBS LA:

“He asked if he could use the restroom, he had been mumbling about not trying to be violent, and how I don’t want to be a violent person. And we’re sitting in the front row, and we’re both a little concerned and watching what’s happening,” Slater said.

Bernon said the situation seemed to escalate after the man returned from the restroom.

“When he came out of the bathroom, he sat back down, he was arguing with the woman next to him, said he didn’t want to sit next to her,” Bernon said. “He got back up, told the attendant he wanted her to move, and at that point they paged to see if there was a doctor on board.”

Adams was apparently calmly detained by two off-duty Boston police officers who were on board. The flight resumed without incident once Adams was escorted away by police.

We wouldn’t say a masturbating passenger is a good thing to have on board, but it sure beats one that would straight-up molest you.

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