Apparently there’s some fake feud between Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon that really just reads as sexual tension to us.
But not nearly as much as the fabled Matt/Ben Affleck bromance, which came to a surprising climax over the weekend during Jimmy Kimmel’s Oscar broadcast.
Watch below, as Ben enters wearing a Matt-suit (matt-suit, fat-suit — see what we did there?), only to be revealed as Matt straddling Ben’s lap.
They look pretty comfortable assuming the position — perhaps they’ve had practice:
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Billy Budd
I am pretty sure Damon is gay. I don’t care if he got married or even if he has got kids. He likes DICK.
Brian
A genuinely funny skit but would have been bad on Ben’s back.
As for Damon being gay, what does that mean? I mean, I don’t know what the word “gay” means anymore. Does it mean happy now? I mean, it used to mean happy, so maybe we’re going back to the real meaning.
dean089
I’ll bet Ben Affleck could sell tickets to that ride. I know I’d buy a dozen or so. Hehehe
As for either of them being gay, so what? For people who obsess over that sort of thing, bear in mind that even if they were gay they’d still be out of your league. So it might be better to find a new hobby.
rickhfx
Male bonding str8 or gay, is all good.
Hussain-TheCanadian
Afleck and Damon are fine human beings, and excellent actors – love their movies.
I’m surprised the Martian didn’t win best picture, but Spotlight was an awesome film too.
Bob Ashworth
Like this was the 1st time.
NoCagada
@Brian: @Brian: Oh, PRAY, MY PRECIOUS SISTER IN CHRIST! PRAY! WE MUST TAKE OUR WORD BACK! ONCE AGAIN, LITTLE CHILDREN CAN BE GAY! MARRIED MEN CAN BE GAY! EVEN YOUR DOG AND YOUR PUSSY CAN BE GAY!!! PRAY, MY CHERISHED ANOINTED SISTER! PRAY!
Invert
@Brian: gay means: I love men and only men and I’m okay with that and so happy about it I’ll use the happiest word possible to describe who I am.
martinbakman
Finally get to see Damon ride Affleck.
Brian
@Invert: Gay is a manufactured term that means nothing today. It’s over-commercialized twaddle simply designed to make money.
bottom250
My fantasy of having those 2 in me at once mmmmmmm
Maude
@dean089: Fact is,Ben is out of my league…..
and Jimmy and Matt are knocking on my door.
Invert
@Brian: no. It’s a self identification, voluntarily and consciously entered into. It’s free.