What would Desmond Morris say!? Lad rag Maxim recently asked its readers to name the world's gayest straight men. The bulging list includes Terrell Owens, Oscar de La Hoya and, of course, David Beckham.

While it's cute and all, the feature's tag line leaves a little to be desired: "These heterosexual dudes are just a smidge too in touch with their feminine sides."