McDonald’s placed this ad at a gay bar in Chicago. Clever, right?
But, as copyranter points out, a Big Mac can lead to a big disaster:
…There’s nothing as strong as post-McDonald’s gas. And ripping Big Mac farts during that magical first night encounter is a major turnoff. You can try holding them in, but then you’re making goofy faces while clutching your upper groin region–also a big turnoff. You’re much better off with an empty stomach, actually.
Words to live by.
cjc
I wonder which bar it was/which kind. Cos’ it might be more effective in a bear bar. (And before you queens go all out on me, I’m among that sub-tribe, so don’t think I’m being especially hateful against fuller-figured gentlemen.)
Dawster
no mention of the “small fry”?
Gregg
Hmmm – onion breath and a bloated stomach. Sounds like perfection for tops and bottoms alike!
Glad to see them targeting the gays though.
EdWoody
Yeah, the chicken tossed salad would have been more appropriate.
Allen
It’s probably Hydrate.