Queerty is better as a member
Paris Hilton hosted a party at PURE nightclub in Las Vegas this weekend. And, as you can see, Mr. Kevin Federline popped in to show his bloated, sickening face.
Yes, Cord Jefferson, this is hell.
Hey now!! The potentially unbreakable union of Paris and K-Fed has more Holy in it than all the unwanted orphans stuck in foster care who could be adopted by gay parents multiplied by the number of Jewish families the Vatican saved from concentration camps during the Third Reich. Or is it the amount of art work and rare manuscripts the Vatican acquired from Jewish families during the Third Reich? I forget which, but it’s a whole lot of Holy!!
You look at these people and realize that if they weren’t famous (for doing what?), this picture could taken at a club in a strip mall in New Jersey.
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