Melissa E. Uses Oscar Win To Remind World She Digs Chicks
After winning an Oscar for the mind-bogglingly boring, “I Need To Wake Up” from An Inconvenient Truth, lesbian rocker Melissa Etheridge told reporters: This is the only naked man that will ever be in my bedroom.
Ms. E also expressed her shock and dismay over beating out Dreamgirls:
Dreamgirls is what music and movies are about. It’s a musical, and it’s what I grew up loving. Had there not been three songs…you might be talking to a different person here.
Is she trying to say that Dreamgirls was so good that the Academy couldn’t make a decision and, thus, threw her a statue? If so, we agree.
But, congratulations anyway…
don’t forget her planting a big wet one on tammy littlenut or whatever her name is when she won.
hot.
It was good to see that they didn’t cut away when she leaned down to kiss the wife. One small step for tv????
Melissa has to be gay. There is no man that would want to be naked in her bedroom. uhg! She would’ve been more deserving for an oscar for the most unattractive woman. You know you suck when you are more famous for being supergay than talented.
And note to Melissa; “O.K., We get it, you are gay and manly. Now go away.”
Perry you know you suck when you are afraid of an entertainer that is making a joke…
And a note to Perry;”Okay we get it, you are a limited person who may identify with men, but certainly you are not a man by most standards. Having only the pysical attributes however small.