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Melissa Etheridge Will Still Be In Hollywood After The Zombie Apocalypse

This week rocker, activist, and breast cancer survivor Melissa Etheridge got her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. And while we felt inspired by her statement that, “you can grown up in a small Midwestern town and believe, and desire, and create a life and end up with a star on the Walk of Fame,” we felt even more inspired by her prediction that her star will exist after the zombie holocaust—just the sort of conviction we like from our she-rockers.

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By: Daniel Villarreal
On: Oct 1, 2011
Tagged: Melissa Etheridge

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No. 1 · Pocket Otter
How is it that Etheridge gets a star in Hollywood? Because they included a couple of her songs in “An Inconvenient Truth”? Absurd. Apparantly they’ll give a star to anyone who’s even seen a movie these days.

Oct 1, 2011 at 8:54 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 2 · Jewed Law
FYI, no one is given a star on the WOF. Individuals have to apply for it, and it has to be approved by the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce. It’s not an honor, it’s pure, shameless publicity.

Oct 1, 2011 at 8:57 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 3 · Michael
Nasty bitch.

Oct 1, 2011 at 9:43 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 4 · Cam
Sorry, but after she tried to get the community to like Anti Gay Pastor Rick Warren and was telling everybody what a great guy he was…she can go fuck herself.

Oct 1, 2011 at 9:49 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 5 · christopher di spirito · Member · 1634 comments
Yawn.

Oct 1, 2011 at 9:55 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 6 · Michael
@Cam:

Talk about sleeping with the enemy.

Oct 1, 2011 at 10:27 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 7 · Mikey
Bitch. Enjoy your star, you’re alienating a lot of your gay fandom with that dirty little divorce court move

Oct 1, 2011 at 5:12 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 8 · dvlaries · Member · 1047 comments
If we want to know what she’s really like, why don’t you get an interview with the woman she’s divorcing and trying to shaft…?

Oct 1, 2011 at 9:21 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 9 · ewe
I suppose she is qualified for that star. I mean look at some of the other ones. Good for her. Who cares. But I will never forgive her for using the defense that a gay marriage is not valid since it is not legal. She certainly thought otherwise when she originally wed. PIG. UNFORGIVEABLE. She should be blacklisted until she makes a formal apology. What’s next? Touring with the Westboro Baptist Clan?

Oct 1, 2011 at 10:44 pm · @Reply · Flag