Remember Michael Hoffman? He’s the tattooed beefcake who made ripples across the web when a video of him pleasuring the muscle between his legs “leaked” online. He assured everyone at the time that he is not gay, and made it known how humiliated he was that the video found its way to your screen.
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Shortly after, a whole barrage (very NSFW) of videos were also “leaked,” and the whole thing began to smell awfully fishy.
Then there were unfounded accusations that Brent Everett stole his nude video selfie library for personal profit. Scandal!
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“It’s hard for me to walk around in the public without people looking at me like, ‘Oh, look, that’s the dude who jerks off. Oh, he’s the guy who ate his cum,” he complained in a nearly unwatchable YouTube rant.
In the end, Hoffman appeared to be more in need of a few business 101 classes than he was of a lawyer.
We certainly hope he’s getting paid something for this latest, totally not gay video titled “Michael Hoffman muscle worship by friend.” Pure poetry.
Watch below:
Ron Jackson
Nothing gay about that video. Is there?
/snarkoff
John Dickens
Weird.
Xzamilio
What about the other video of him and the same guy jacking off on that couch and stealing glances at each other? This guy is a smorgasbord of mental hangups, so I would not be surprised to see some “issues” with the law in the future.
Kevin Davis
Straight my ass. I’ve seen two videos of him with a girl and he couldn’t get or keep his dick hard in either of them. Yet he doesn’t seem to have that issue when he’s showing off or playing with his ass
DutchGay
Nothing gay at all about 2 guys putting vaseline all over eachothers body’s for no apparent reason 🙂
Bauhaus
No no no! Vaseline is all wrong! Much better products out there for this performance, and for the skin.
Arcamenel
I simply cannot with straight guys.
Alexis Barros
Isn’t he supposed to be straight?
cacosta619
Not gay at all. I have seen this guy eat his cum, finger himself, worship himself (nothing that there is anything wrong with that… 😐 ). He needs to just come out as gay and get it over with. Oh then there are the cats… Geez. lol
Craig Shapiro
Just cause i have sex with men, only men ,doesn’t mean im Gay . . . I just know what i like and i like fantastic. . .
Glücklich
The tank top’s as gay as Christmas at Bloomingdale’s but only a straight guy would allow a room in his house to be decorated that way. That Big Lots! sofa should be burned at the stake.
HereinNYC
No Hoffman, I mean, No Homo
Bauhaus
@Glücklich:
I thought the litter box in the fireplace was a nice thoughtful touch.
Oops, doesn’t look like Vaseline. My bad. They know product.
bottom250
They can rub me down any day.
Joey D. Swearingen
Gay sex video.. NEXT?
Captain Obvious
Nope not gay at all. I feel bad for the guy he goes “gay panic” on in the future while working out his issues.
Glücklich
@Bauhaus:
Good god I didn’t even notice that. Better not be any immolated kitties.
Anthony Edward Rosener III
The cats are a give away.
Glücklich
What, no tit play? Can’t be gay then.
Finrod
“Oh, look, that’s the dude who jerks off.”
Is there some other kind of dude?
Bauhaus
@Glücklich:
Nary a tweak. Youth…
Billy Budd
He is straight for the world and gay for himself.
Chris
@Glücklich: Literally: LOL
Chris
The video looks like a bad audition for a porn flick in which they stopped before dropping trou to — ahem – finish the job, so to speak.
tham
The couch says Sex flexible.
Glücklich
@Anthony Edward Rosener III:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6V_Nv5IBTQ
DjARD
brad’s got more issues than time magazine.
also, a really big dick.
hopefully he works the former out and learns to share the latter without freaking out over his sexuality.
s312g
He also did a threeway scene with this guy. He’s ridiculous. He’s selling his videos on the cheap (there’s actual proof), pretending they were leaked against his will as if he’s Kim Kardashian, and then crying boo hoo and how straight he is. And as the old adage goes: thou doth protest too loudly. Something’s fishy (pun definitely intended) about “straight” guys doing amateur pornos with girls that have zero passion in them.
s312g
Also, his behavior is constantly bizarre. All those rant videos he makes, the types of porn he does, etc. There seems to be something wrong with his head, or maybe it’s just me.
P.S. there’s something so tacky about hanging a giant American flag on a wall. Or any flag, for that matter.
Glücklich
@s312g:
Agreed on both points.