Michael Hoffman And Pal Celebrate America By Greasing Each Other Down
Remember Michael Hoffman? He’s the tattooed beefcake who made ripples across the web when a video of him pleasuring the muscle between his legs “leaked” online. He assured everyone at the time that he is not gay, and made it known how humiliated he was that the video found its way to your screen.
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Shortly after, a whole barrage (very NSFW) of videos were also “leaked,” and the whole thing began to smell awfully fishy.
Then there were unfounded accusations that Brent Everett stole his nude video selfie library for personal profit. Scandal!
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“It’s hard for me to walk around in the public without people looking at me like, ‘Oh, look, that’s the dude who jerks off. Oh, he’s the guy who ate his cum,” he complained in a nearly unwatchable YouTube rant.
In the end, Hoffman appeared to be more in need of a few business 101 classes than he was of a lawyer.
We certainly hope he’s getting paid something for this latest, totally not gay video titled “Michael Hoffman muscle worship by friend.” Pure poetry.
Watch below:
What about the other video of him and the same guy jacking off on that couch and stealing glances at each other? This guy is a smorgasbord of mental hangups, so I would not be surprised to see some “issues” with the law in the future.
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Straight my ass. I’ve seen two videos of him with a girl and he couldn’t get or keep his dick hard in either of them. Yet he doesn’t seem to have that issue when he’s showing off or playing with his ass
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Nothing gay at all about 2 guys putting vaseline all over eachothers body’s for no apparent reason :-)
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No no no! Vaseline is all wrong! Much better products out there for this performance, and for the skin.
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I simply cannot with straight guys.
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Not gay at all. I have seen this guy eat his cum, finger himself, worship himself (nothing that there is anything wrong with that… :-| ). He needs to just come out as gay and get it over with. Oh then there are the cats… Geez. lol
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Just cause i have sex with men, only men ,doesn’t mean im Gay . . . I just know what i like and i like fantastic. . .
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The tank top’s as gay as Christmas at Bloomingdale’s but only a straight guy would allow a room in his house to be decorated that way. That Big Lots! sofa should be burned at the stake.
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No Hoffman, I mean, No Homo
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I thought the litter box in the fireplace was a nice thoughtful touch.
Oops, doesn’t look like Vaseline. My bad. They know product.
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They can rub me down any day.
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Nope not gay at all. I feel bad for the guy he goes “gay panic” on in the future while working out his issues.
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“Oh, look, that’s the dude who jerks off.”
Is there some other kind of dude?
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He is straight for the world and gay for himself.
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The video looks like a bad audition for a porn flick in which they stopped before dropping trou to — ahem – finish the job, so to speak.
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The couch says Sex flexible.
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brad’s got more issues than time magazine.
also, a really big dick.
hopefully he works the former out and learns to share the latter without freaking out over his sexuality.
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He also did a threeway scene with this guy. He’s ridiculous. He’s selling his videos on the cheap (there’s actual proof), pretending they were leaked against his will as if he’s Kim Kardashian, and then crying boo hoo and how straight he is. And as the old adage goes: thou doth protest too loudly. Something’s fishy (pun definitely intended) about “straight” guys doing amateur pornos with girls that have zero passion in them.
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Also, his behavior is constantly bizarre. All those rant videos he makes, the types of porn he does, etc. There seems to be something wrong with his head, or maybe it’s just me.
P.S. there’s something so tacky about hanging a giant American flag on a wall. Or any flag, for that matter.
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Nothing gay about that video. Is there?
/snarkoff