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Michael Lucas, Award Winning Stoic

Michael Lucas and Mr. Pam recorded this little video acceptance speech for their “Best International Win” for Men Of Israel at the Grabby Awards in Chicago, the same place where Tim “Speedo Student” Perry made his grand public debut. The clip features a shot of a camera’s LCD screen displaying a naked man with an erect penis, so watch it on YouTube while you can.

By:           editor editor
On:           Jun 3, 2010
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  • 29 Comments
    • Tessie Tura
      Tessie Tura

      …why do we give this plasticine freak the time of day?

      Jun 3, 2010 at 4:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Drake
      Drake

      Why is Queerty so obsessed with this total has-been, Lucas? All this shalom stuff while Israel is killing innocent people in international waters. Lucas is not helping Middle East peace nor humanity with his rabid anti-arabism.

      Jun 3, 2010 at 5:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Fitz
      Fitz

      Why are you bitches such bitches about Lucus? I don’t get it. I think it’s either jealousy or thinly veiled antisemitism. We all believe in our right to porn. We all believe in our right to speak our mind. Yea, he looks like a smug trout. But so what. He make more money than most of us, AND he works to make the world a little better.

      Jun 3, 2010 at 5:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Fitz
      Fitz

      @Drake: Drake, take your fagot ass to an Arab run country and do something obscene like kissing your BF. Then go to Tel Aviv and do it. Oh wait, better do that in reverse– cuz you won’t survive the Arab world.

      Jun 3, 2010 at 5:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
      PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS

      @Fitz: 100% Co-Sign Every time there is a post about Lucas here on Queerty St. you will find veiled anti-semitism tossed at him. He is one of the few persons with some kind of a public soapbox who has the balls to actually state the truth about the muslim fundamentalist scumbags. How any Gay person can even contemplate any defense of any muslim country is so far beyond the realm of sanity it is inconcievable. As you stated in virtually any muslim country if you simply walked down a street with your boyfriend you would certainly be in jail in a matter of minutes. From then on your punishment would range from months in jail to being put to death for simply being born Gay…….

      And to those who are so damm offended by the 9 “humanitarians” killed by the Israelis. Where has your outrage been in the last years when the Paletenians have been lobbing missles into Israel killing scores of their citizens????

      Jun 3, 2010 at 5:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
      PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS

      sp~forgot a few letters up there……………

      Jun 3, 2010 at 5:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Zach
      Zach

      @PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS:

      “Where has your outrage been in the last years when the Paletenians have been lobbing missles into Israel killing scores of their citizens????”

      From Wikipedia: “As of January 2009, over 8,600 rockets had been launched, leading to 28 deaths and several hundred injuries,[1][2] as well as widespread psychological trauma and disruption of daily life.[3]”

      I think you mean one score and seven people. Which is appalling. But it doesn’t remotely compare to the thousands of Palestinians – most of whom never fired a shot against an Israeli – who have died as a result of Israel’s refusal to make genuine concessions over land that they stole. A city and land’s religious significance doesn’t give you the right to massacre and drive out its present inhabitants.

      And newsflash: the vast majority of men, women and children suffering and dying in the concentration camp hellhole that is Gaza don’t really care about gay people. They care about feeding themselves and actually living from one week to the next. Palestinian refugees are not Islamic clerics or government leaders.

      Jun 3, 2010 at 6:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • edgyguy1426
      edgyguy1426

      @Zach: Newsflash: forgetting all the suicide bombers that casually walked into family shopping areas/eateries/crowded buses with women,children? And when you think about the staggering amount of 8,600 rockets, (which were fired from land relinquished back to the Palestinians by Israel don’t forget,) and Israel treated it like pesky mosquitos for a long time because they didn’t have range or accuracy. Now I don’t believe in the cordoning off of the Palestinians or the blockades, but it has kept the Israelis pretty much free from these mass suicide bombings. No? And as to the stolen land? The majority of all land is stolen from its indigenous peoples, so what’s your point?

      Jun 3, 2010 at 7:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Zach
      Zach

      @edgyguy1426:

      What world do you live in, precisely?

      The suicide bombings were atrocities. By the numbers, they don”t remotely compare to the tens of thousands who have died as a direct result of Israel’s actions.

      And yes, stealing more land to create massive walls has drastically curtailed the number of suicide bombings. It’s also encouraged the Israeli public to adopt the same fatalistic siege mentality that the settlers possess. Again, by the numbers: what do you think is going to happen fifty years down the road, when Palestinians far outnumber Israeli Jews? They either work towards a viable two-state solution now or the Palestinians will simply swallow the Jewish state.

      “And as to the stolen land? The majority of all land is stolen from its indigenous peoples, so what’s your point?”

      What’s yours? That because other people do it, Israel is also justified? Why is stealing land and butchering innocents alright for Zionists to do but not Palestinians? If you want to live in a world where might makes right, fine, but please drop the pretense that Israel is on the side of the angels. Israel is not North Korea, or Iran, or the Sudan, or even Apartheid-era South Africa. But that doesn’t mean that its current outlook isn’t the loathsome epitome of state thuggery.

      Jun 3, 2010 at 7:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • edgyguy1426
      edgyguy1426

      The difference is, that Israel tries to target people that are directly responsible for attacks/atrocities and the Palestinians (now I’m talking about those in charge) recruit a lot of innocents to kill indicriminately anyone they can get close to. Where did I state that Israel was on the side of the angels? You’re forcing a fallacy on me where I refuse to go. I don’t condone a lot of what Israel is doing to isolate itself and I think Netanyahu was the worst possible choice as prime minister (because he doesn’t want a 2 state scenario) but I think Israel thinks right now: If these blockades/walls whatever are keeping their citizens alive…..at the expense of Palestinians who never seem to want peace…then so be it. The Palestine people were offered much more under Arafat than they were even asking for at the time and still refused to compromise. So where do they go from there…if history says anything, Israel gives up more land only to watch itself get attacked from it? Once burned..

      Jun 3, 2010 at 8:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • whatever
      whatever

      So any criticism of Israel (the South African apartheid regime’s BFF) is anti-Semitism? Got it.

      Jun 3, 2010 at 8:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • whatever
      whatever

      @Zach: “And newsflash: the vast majority of men, women and children suffering and dying in the concentration camp hellhole that is Gaza don’t really care about gay people. They care about feeding themselves and actually living from one week to the next. Palestinian refugees are not Islamic clerics or government leaders.”

      Thank you. This whole, “Let’s support Israel at all costs because the Muzzie hate the gays,” is the stupidest argument out there.

      Get this, all religious people hate the gays. If Lucas shot his films in the settlements with those bearded guys with curls and their wig-wearning wives with 30 kids, they’d run his ass out there, too.

      Jun 3, 2010 at 8:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • P
      P

      Many in Israel, perhaps a majority, would not consider Michael Lucas a true Jew, since he is unabashedly atheist, and uncircumcised.
      Contrary to assertions above, life in Israel for gays is not a bed of roses. The Pride organizers have lots of trouble getting their permits, tons of vocal, hostile , and violent opposition before and during any events. And then there is the matter of the bombing of the gay youth center…

      Jun 3, 2010 at 9:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Fitz
      Fitz

      You Jew haters make me very thankful that Israel has atomic weapons to protect itself.

      Jun 3, 2010 at 9:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • whatever
      whatever

      @Fitz: Yeah they can use it against flotillas armed with wheelchairs and canned goods…

      Jun 3, 2010 at 10:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Andy
      Andy

      @whatever: Don’t forget. The flotilla also had weapons of mass destruction: a dozen butter knives.

      Jun 3, 2010 at 11:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
      PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS

      @Fitz: Can’t figger the logic (if you can call it that) of some people……..Israel is basicaly the only country in the entire mid east where you won’t be jailed,tortured, or killed simply for being born Gay. And yet there are Gay persons who take sides of the those who would wish to obliterate Israel………….

      Jun 4, 2010 at 8:39 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      I can’t imagine the kind of deep seated self-hatred it would take to defend people who imprison and murder people simply for being gay. AS far as I’m concerned, defending any country that does this is akin to trying to get me to feel sorry for Matthew Sheppards Killers because after their arrest they weren’t given sandwhiches with the crusts cut off. Here in America we freak out when somebody on the radio says something unflattering about gays, and yet for some reason ignore the fact that in Gaza, and other places around the world gays are thrown in jail, raped, murdered, etc… and instead cry and whine that our murders aren’t being well treated. Well heres a thought. Until gays can walk the streets of Gaza without being subject to arrest, rape and murder by the police, they can all go fuck themselves.

      Jun 4, 2010 at 9:57 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • whatever
      whatever

      @Cam: So collective punishment is all right with you? How callous. As Zach said, being gay is not a priority for the average Gazan. Survival is. Eating, getting medicine, making a living. You are just making a blanket statement about statement about Gaza that because it’s predominantly Muslim, gays must be systematically harassed and killed. Evidence?

      Israel is given free reign to do anything vile thing because it allows gay pride parades. Wonderful.

      Jun 4, 2010 at 10:51 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      @whatever: Said…

      No. 19 · whatever
      @Cam: So collective punishment is all right with you? How callous. As Zach said, being gay is not a priority for the average Gazan. Survival is. Eating, getting medicine, making a living. You are just making a blanket statement about statement about Gaza that because it’s predominantly Muslim, gays must be systematically harassed and killed. Evidence?
      __________________-

      Evidence, you mean besides the fact that homosexuality is illegal in Gaza? Is that enough evidence that they may not exactly be “Supportive”? And by illegal, you know, the throw you in prison kind. Although they are often labeled collaborators because they are trying to flee to Isreal, many are still just prosecuted under the anti-homosexual laws. Additionally Human Rights Watch has reported that Honor killings against women are a major problem in the area.

      So what you are doing is trying to get me upset about conditions in a nation where I as a person am illegal. Where my friends who are women, if they were there could be murdered by family members for dishonoring her family by dating somebody they didn’t like and nothing would be done. Again, what you are trying to do is make people feel sorry for Matthew Sheppards murderers because they don’t like their prison cell. It’s like a battered wife who thinks she deserves it. I’ll feel sorry for the people of Gaza, when I can walk down the street there holding hands with a man and not be thrown in prison and tortored. Fair enough?

      Jun 4, 2010 at 11:52 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • whatever
      whatever

      @Cam: So collective punishment it is then. Got it.

      Jun 4, 2010 at 12:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      No. 21 · whatever
      @Cam: So collective punishment it is then. Got it.
      ______________

      Don’t try to avoid the discussion. You are supporting those that would imprison and kill you. Funny, because they have collective punishment against gays, but for some reason that doesn’t seem to have occured to you. I can’t decide if it is complete self hatred or just knee jerk anti israeli sentiment driving you, but the complete abdication of any horror at the way you yourself would be treated over there is shocking to me.

      Jun 4, 2010 at 12:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • max
      max

      IS the porn king the role model we want to have? Especially the one who despite having spent so much time in the US still has not bothered to invest money in taking the some proper English lessons.

      There are many immigrants from all over the world in the US, including myself, but somehow we feature a porn pseudo king, and over and over again? Why ? I thought that the times when “we are free and will do what we want” is passe, and now is the time – we are in any corner of the mainstream. I know we are the horniest of them all and are good at it. But this is such an old news to the rest of the world, besides this is exactly the cliche everyone knows us for. Is this the only liberty we are proud of? No wonder all homophobes around the world – Africa including – keep pointing fingers to the cliches we put on our best websites.

      I am no prude by far – but we have already earned many times over the best porn/sex creativity awards. Let’s get some new heros on here.

      Jun 4, 2010 at 2:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • San Francisco Treat
      San Francisco Treat

      @Cam: Your ad hom attacks are petty. Develop your argument if you have something you would actually like to communicate.

      I’m proud to be gay and I think Jewish men are suuuper hot and am otherwise not anti-semitic in the slightest. None of those positions conflict with my deeply held conviction that Israeli policy toward Palestinians is heavy handed and murderous. Just because I don’t advocate anti-lgbt policies and/or atrocities in many Middle Eastern nations doesn’t preclude me from opposing 100:1 kill ratios.

      AND EDGYguy – the difference between Palestine and Israel is that Palestinians kill innocent people? Seriously? Statements like that demonstrate your complete failure to grasp the facts, which suggests your opinion is un/misinformed.

      Jun 4, 2010 at 9:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tofer david
      tofer david

      cute, they’re both fun, michael and the blonde.

      Jun 4, 2010 at 11:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • whatever
      whatever

      @tofer david: The blonde is atrocious. She’s that quintessential obese faghag, getting wasted, screaming it up at gay club and mauling the go-go boys.

      Jun 5, 2010 at 11:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • justin
      justin

      I can’t belive we claim the Israelis “stole” their land considering our own background with the native americans.

      And you know what? even if only 1 Israeli got killed from those 8.600 missles it doesn’t matter. The palestinians intended to kill more. suck for them I guess.

      and finally, the flottila mess. Legally, you can take over a ship in international water if it refuses to stop after you warned it. It’s the law guys…

      Jun 6, 2010 at 4:13 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      @San Francisco Treat: Give it a rest, No matter how you try to hide it in moral equivilence, you are supporting and defending people that murder gays. End of story, that isn’t an ad hominem attack, that is a fact. Nearly 60% of women in the territories know a friend or family member who is beaten, honor killings take place there with no interference from the govt etc… Again, you are doing the equivilent of picketing the prison because Matthew Sheppards murderers aren’t being well treated and trying to excuse it. At least have the honesty to admit what you are doing.

      Jun 7, 2010 at 2:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Queer Supremacist
      Queer Supremacist

      @Fitz:

      Me too, and I hope they use it soon.

      Anti-semitism is central to the “Palestinian” cause. Therefore pro-“Palestinian”=anti-semite, just like pro-KKK=anti-black.

      Jun 9, 2010 at 2:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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