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I think you've found the new image to run with Michael Lucas posts!!!
dwight, I second that!
3rd vote!
And he has whipped his cock out so often at the Erotic Expos in NYC we'll be able to tell in a sec if he 'added' anything to his 'likeness' like every other porn actor replica
All of these boys need to keep their cocks in the pants in public if they are gonna be selling replicas claiming to be true size, LOL.
now if he can just replicate the his classic Daffy Duck bill lips…….
I hat that fuckinig put secondly i would not know about sexx period other than medical books but since its all nerve sensory and considering physiology isnt it more of a mixture of luck and skill it doesnt matter with what size etc. THe only reason this would matter is if you found him attractive which if he was straight and no puckered lips he would be privet russians and any of their republics knows how to make them gorgeous. However back to my point hes not their its a replica of his organ not even his face or body which would be what attract you hence a useless waste of money
WTF?
I second the motion to use that image with all references to ML, and I also second the motion of "WTF?" by dons888, in reference to sasha's comments.
Although, "I hat that fuckinig put!" may become my new favourite phrase.
Perfect pic to use for Goolander