Michael Lucas To Be An Open Book?
Michael Lucas sure has his hands full – and we’re not talking cock here. Not only does the porn producer have that nasty copyright infringement lawsuit, but he’s got a former assistant’s proposed tell all to worry about.
Long-time staffer Heather Fink (who you may know by her nom de porn assistant: Heather Reznor) has announced plans to write a memoir of her time with good old Michael. Rush & Molloy report:
…Fink is writing a tell-all about her time in “the only industry where I was never sexually harassed – gay porn.”But Lucas, despite baring all of himself in flicks like “The Bigger the Better,” is taking legal action to clamp his former mouthpiece. “There’s a lot to tell,” Fink told us. “My trip to the dildo factory; getting a crazy, incoherent phone call from Boy George the day before he was arrested, demanding that we messenger DVDs, that [Michael] wore underpants with butt padding. Layers of them.”
Wait, a part of Michael Lucas’ body isn’t real? What a fucking shocker!
If you think that revelation’s ugly, apparently Fink’s been sending Lucas pictures of doo-doo. That’s right: straight up shit. Of his electronic love droppings, Lucas says she’s acting like a scorned lover, insisting, “I don’t want to deal with her at all, because of the obscenity of her E-mails. And the quantity of them. We were never lovers.” No shit Sherlock.
The lawsuit and book are the least of Lucas’ troubles, though – there’ve been mad rumors that another, rival porn company’s on its way to NYC. More on that one later…
I am very sorry about the way this whole thing is being talked about. I made some jokes that were turned into something that seems a lot more serious and mean. Also, if I were to write a book about anything related to gay porn, it would be fictionalized based on my adventures in the industry- not a mean tell-all. So there’s many inaccuracies in all this gossip.
She is so lame and this is her only “claim to fame”. This chick is constantly tring to use her short time at Lucas as some kind of plateform.
Get a life heather stinkers!
Lame?! No way that shit’s hilarious!
BTW What’s a plateform?
Sorry about the “e” Boz. I meant “platform”…as in “launching base”, “springboard”.
Perhaps, “Social Climber” , “Name Dropper” or “Social Leech” would be apt. Look at her blog, she mentions that dumb porn star over and over. God knows I love a tell-all like the next person…but Fink the Stink is embarrassing self-promoter. yawn.