She may be finished with politics, but that doesn’t mean she’s finished running her mouth.
“We need to realize how close this clock is to getting towards the midnight hour,” Michele Bachmann recently warned during an interview with Jan Markell.
She was talking, naturally, about gay marriage and Barack Obama, who she is absolutely convinced is intent on “[lifting] up the agenda of radical Islam,” whatever the hell that means.
“Barack Obama is intent, it is his number one goal, to ensure that Iran has a nuclear weapon!” the former congresswoman bemoaned.
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Gay marriage, Bachmann said, will lead to divine punishment on “pagan” America. She believes that God will soon lift his “hedge of protection” over the nation “and we will suffer the consequences as a result!”
“That’s why so many Christians, I think, are sad and despairing because we know what the word of God says,” she continued. “But it is also a chastening as individual believers for our good and that, to me, is extremely exciting.”
“We, in our lifetimes, potentially could see Jesus Christ returning to earth and the Rapture of the church!”
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h/t: Right Wing Watch
Timothy Ronald Pell
Back to back, sacroiliac
RIGay
Please, you go first, we’ll follow. We promise.
Low Country Boy
Well, she should know. She’s in one.
Cam
So they claim to WANT the rapture, and here she is saying they are sad about it?
That is why these evangelical Christians are so full of crap. They don’t really want anything other than to be able to sit in judgement, attack others, and put themselves on a pedestal.
The thing that should be the most frightening, is that this woman was on the National Security Committee, somebody who legitimately thinks that the end of the world is coming if there is war in the Middle East, and whose religion says this is a god thing, was on the committee that has oversight of things like that.
Michael Albert
Ok. She should be happy. Christ will return. And gay marriage would be result. Problem is she will not see him because she is a hater. The gays will be there.
Troy E. Pelaar
Good, let them be raptured to their fantasy realm, so the rest of us can live in peace.
AJAnders
This is actually progress, somewhat, for an extreme right wing evangelical nut job.
Jerry Falwell blamed gays for the terrorist attacks on 9/11. Pat Robertson blamed gays for Hurricane Katrina destorying New Orleans because a gay pride parade was originally scheduled that day.
In those instances, we caused those disasters with our magical powers simply by existing. But Michelle Bachman now confirms that we can only use our powers to destroy things if we get married.
Our powers must be weakening.
PARKAVMAN
I would think the holier than thou cow would be anxious for the rapture when all the sinners are left behind. Oops, seems she’s in that group too.
Michael Finnegan
Well, she married a gay man, soooo.
Tom Hughsted
All I can say is wacka-doodle
Jim Schmeltzer
The thing I don’t believe in the extreme right that Ms Bachman “represents” is that since they are “saved” and don’t commit sins like the rest of us, shouldn’t they be rejoicing the rapture is coming. Frankly they should be glad we “caused” it to occur. Without us, they would be doomed on this earth forever.
Bauhaus
She’s so damn irked that she married a self-loathing homosexual man, she takes pleasure in tormenting and punishing all LGBTQ.
Not having sex her entire married life is no excuse for her nastiness.
Dev Russo
Waiting for her “moment”.
Gregg Ray
I thought she’d be happy she gets to go home to glory
Noel Hoklin
I puzzled: I though all Christians were looking forward to the rapture! They should be thanking us, not banning us from there pizza and cake shops!
Mr-DJ
Oh Michele! You are so welcome! Glad you like us now…..
Craig Marker
Meanwhile there’s some crazy woman in Minnesota screaming about nothing.
Ron Metz
If he is so pissed, why does he keep making so many?
Desert Boy
Michele Bachmann is suffering from Gay Derangement Syndrome. Heffa needs psychiatric help.
Leon Wilborn
Can she go play in a volcano, already??
Mack
If God is pissed it’s because this witch uses his/her name too much to support her causes.
Mike Gerard
Maybe we should get Insurance coverage for this? Is anyone protected?
Dan Levin
Why hasn’t the rapture happened yet where it’s already legal
Ricco Mashatt
This is why this dizzy nut job will never be president.
Ulises Garcia
Good riddance to you then.
gaym50ish
@AJAnders: It was poetic justice, however, when Pat Robertson blamed Disney’s “Gay Days” celebration for Hurricane Bonnie as it advanced toward Orlando. Then the hurricane took a turn, bypassed Florida altogether, and slammed Robertson’s own 700 Club headquarters in Hampton Roads, Virginia.
David Briskie
Nut case !
gaym50ish
Bachmann has boasted that she “raised” 23 foster children, which is just another of her exaggerated fantasies.
“Some of them you have for a week. Some of them you have for three years, some you have for six months,” said Kris Harvieux, who worked as a senior social worker in the foster care system in Bachmann’s county. “She makes it sound like she got them at birth and raised them to adulthood, but that’s not true.”
The Minnesota Department of Human Services says she was licensed for foster care for seven and a half years and at the most had three kids at any one time.
Luis H. Lopez
Nonsense you lunatic!
dhmonarch89
I thought the rapture was what all of them wanted- isn’t it supposed to be a good thing i their opinion???
Lawrence Gisonda
freak
Milk
Crazy eye need to strap on a dildo and rapture her lady bird husband anus.
Cory M. Warren
The Bible says that only God knows when the end times are, and also never mentions the rapture, a invention only 250 years old. Therefore, she will burn in hell for dictating god.
Paul John Vozzella
Ya yaaaaaa
Patrick Laney
Well I would think she would be all for her husband having the right to marry whomever he wants…
Mark Siegel
I think she is the reason for God being pissed
Kamal Patel
God is pissed love, but not with Gay Marriage, God is pissed with arseholes like you, better run bitch cos hes coming for you
Scott Groves
FU!
Peter Hengstberger
Oh thank god..finally we don’t have to deal with their crap anymore!
Transiteer
Back to the kitchen, wench! Where do people this stupid come from? Anything for attention I guess – and the Republicans have most of them it seems (not all though)…
Jesus Malverde
Perhaps she could do the world a favor and not wait for the Rapture to disappear.
James Decino
No one knows when the “rapture” is you stupid bitch!!!
James Decino
Read your Bible and shut your fucking mouth.
Bryan Conti
What does one wear to a Rapture? 🙂
James Lanigan
I don’t understand how the rapture is supposed to be something good but yet used to terrify people because it means God is angry…
James Decino
Not that I believe in the Bible anyway but she thinks she does.
Giancarlo85
Michelle Bachmann is a total fraud and liar like the entire Republican party. She represents what the Republican party is all about. So where are the LCR apologists on here? Waiting for a response from Bj, bobna, offthemark and other right wing loons.
Ai-Quoc N. Heller
Cunt
F. Jay Ver
There are people killing other people everyday but, God is pissed about gay marriage. Priorities I guess.
Roger Honeycutt
He called he and told her himself , she should be a saint
Realitycheck
Why doesn’t she just join ISIS? (rolling my eyes)
And, LOL the Rupture…. I wish there was one that takes away all the filthy
religious nut cases zealots, more space and happiness for the rest of the world.
russellhm
Oh, so god’s gonna be pissed and drop his protection of us, his nation of exceptional. Gee whillikers, Daddy Warbucks, was he pissed during the Great Depression? The Civil War? The Vietnam War? 9/11? He must get pissed a lot for someone who’s supposed to be so loving and caring or is that just his only begotten son, Jesus? As a born-again atheist, I don’t believe in all the crap Michelle Backwards spews or I would wish that boy in the sky would perform another miracle and shut her up. She should be on chemotherapy and the chemical should be cyanide.
Wilson W Wong
Stupid cunt
Josh John Brimble
happy rapture everyone!!
Charlie Gainey
STFU YOU BITCH
Bruce Dillon
When people talk to God, thats prayer! When God talks to people, thats schizophrenia!
(*;*()
Chuck Duncan
If she really believes its going to happy, I’d think she should be more worried because there ain’t no way God is going to take a fake Christian like her to Heaven. She really needs to brush up on her Bible and what it says about false prophets instead of focusing on one vague, out of context verse that she uses to support her own un-Christian hatred.
Glücklich
All the best parties’ll be in Hell anyway.
Daniel Perkovich
Michele Bachman.and her husband Marcus are both insane. When The Rapture Takes Place, I hope to be at Eagle Beach in Aruba, while Michelle and Marcus are waiting for someone to take away forever!!!!!!!!!!!
Aaron Fike
Michele did God appear to you in a dream to express the thoughts you have shared about your perception what you think he said?
Aaron Kespradit
She a lesbian in disguise
Michael Hawthorne
You’re welcome.
SteveDenver
Stupid Bitch: If gays getting married foments THE FUCKINGRAPTURE, she should be doing everything she can to encourage it. Now as far as “gay marriage,” she can tell us all about hers. Her husband breaches the border of “unnecessarily gay.”
Michael T. Fletcher
She should realize that God could possibly be pissed off at her for using His name with such obserdities. Hey Michelle God made everyone. He didn’t stop at just the almighty heterosexual.
Musk
If anything, Mrs Bachmann is proof that God doesn’t exist.
jks1113
She would know, because her husband is “OUR” version of the anti-crist!!!
Baba Booey Fafa Fooey
She looks like Bat Boy there.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/73/Bat_Boy.PNG
Reginald Augustus Salazar Magpayo
DOMINIONIST/DOMINIONISM THEOLOGY:
“Is the idea that Christians should look forward and work toward [even influence world events*] a nation GOVERNED BY ‘CHRISTIANS’ or one governed by CONSERVATIVE Christian understanding of BIBLICAL LAW.
At least under THIS NAME, it exists primarily among non-mainstream Protestants in the United States.
jks1113
@Bryan Conti: Vintage Halston and Gucci
polarisfashion
@Aaron Kespradit: Her husband is definitely a homo in denial. Too bad he has no doubt ruined the lives of many LGBTQ people with his so called anti gay rehabilitation therapy. Those places should be illegal nationwide.
Lee Bryan
Please take her already so the rest of us do not have to listen to her harpy voice.
Barry Shatswell
Good God, please come take her. She’s stinking up the planet.
tampaed
Nice to see M.B. ate all her fruit loops today!
Jim Guinnessey
The real tragedy is how this moron, Michelle Bachmann, is voted in by the idiots in Minnesota!
She must appeal to her constituents bigotry and hatred. The media likes to go after the biggies like Bachmann but fail to expose the hateful attitudes of their constituencies.
santijose
she got it all wrong, as always. her God is pissed @ Christians for spreading so much hate in his name. that is why God weeps.
Steve Oleszczuk
We need to stop giving this Dingbat air time
Robert Young
Hope she goes first
jwtraveler
I think we need to re-institute involuntary commitment of the mentally ill. Put Republicans where the belong.
James Hobbs
Stupid, just PLAIN stupid
sweetbrandigirl2004
This women really is BAT SHIT CRAZY !!!
oldbrit
You’d be crazy and frustrated too if you were married to her closet-case husband.
Vincent Milligan
Praise God, I can’t wait.
OhHellNo
I’ll take Hell over listening to her sorry ass anyday. Although with my luck, Hell will be listening to her 24 hours a day for eternity. Oh, well, better her than her screaming wife.
Chris Long
So does this mean all the arrogant self professed christians are gonna be raptured. Oh happy day a world of peace and joy free from the judgemental glare of over stuffed conservative morons.
Saint Law
I just…can’t even…I mean Christ on a bike! How did this futile lunatic achieve the prominence she has?
Bellamy
Let me see if I have this right. This blaspheming Bachman women is saying that the end is coming because of gay marriage – and not because of the astounding level of heterosexual fornication, war, adultery, war, billions of illegitimate children – half of which they abort, war, more than 50% divorce rate, war, rape of a woman every 90 seconds, war, slums, war, ghettos, war, slavery, war, bigotry, war, hate crimes, war, overflowing prisons,and WAR. If homosexuality IS a sin – which it is NOT – the Lord didn’t even consider homosexuality to be an issue serious enough to include in the Ten Commandments, and yet this heterosexist nutcase is going to say that two unrelated adult human beings in love and joined in matrimony will bring about the end of the world?! This woman does not know Jesus, she does not know the Scriptures, she is a heretic and an enemy of Christianity, as are all those who follow the doctrines of Hitler.
The Bible is 100% pro-gay, and I recommend GayChristianSurvivors.com for anyone looking for irrefutable biblical proof.
martinbakman
She served on the intelligence committee I’m not joking. Imaging someone like her having access to sensitive information of national security. I wonder if they gathered any intelligence on the behavior of that screaming queen of a husband she’s got. Those two are 4uckin’ ridiculous.
Ricky Redick
we,ll see who knows god soon when they both come and may you be judged as i stand my god does not hate or get mad you speak for yourself bitch ,go and have a potluck.
Roee Moshe
God isn’t pissed. Stupid people are.
Steve Rosenberger
Christ is returning because of gay marriage? Cool! Who is he marrying?
Craig Christley
God I hope she is right!! It’s the only thing that will put on end to our corrupt govt!
Sluggo2007
What a pathetic, stupid twat she is.
Dale Landefeld
did the conversion therapy work for ya’ll?
Daggerman
..who is this twat? Just looking at her makes me wanna puke simply because she looks like a stupid mad cow…and also what on Earth makes her think she knows what GOD thinks?? Get rid if her!!!..
Kevin J Desmond
Michele Bachmann’s reaction when she found she just got fucked by the same guy who fucks her husband
Philigree
@Roee Moshe: Had I been God I would be pissed. I mean, here I am taking the time to design the human brain and there are still idiots like Bachman running around.
Sukhrajah
God is indeed pissed, and that’s why we got stuck with Bachmann. Admittedly, I too would be pissed if my husband sucked better c*ck that I did, but to each her own.
Can we have an adult abortion for her? Give her back to Jesus…
EN Hidalgo
I will found a gay-Isis.
Shirley White
Oh God!!! Where did all these idiots come from?
Korree Johnson
Hopefully she can take God out to lunch or something to calm him down…
Albert Ho
Idiot
drivendervish
If god exists and was concerned about the actions of a US President it seems likely to me that he would have swooped down and stopped George Bush and Dick Cheney before they used lies to convince the country that we should invade IRAQ and kill 100’000’s of innocent people. If that didn’t piss him off and Michele Bachman’s corrupt campaigns didn’t get god’s attention I am pretty sure he won’t be concerned about two men who love each other and a president who prefers diplomacy to war. And I wonder why the media continues to publicize her ramblings?
Phillip Donkin
Evil Bitch needs to realise, that playing God is Sin!
bert0831
But that’s exactly what you want, so sit back and enjoy. …BTW, you’re welcome!