Mike Huckabee may be down in New Hampshire, but he’s up in Hollywood. Well, the Holly Backwoods, at least.
First Chuck Norris hopped on Huckabee’s campaign and now Stephen Baldwin’s come out for the Republican presidential candidate.
The second least attractive of the Baldwin brothers, Stephen called into Howard Stern to express his love for Huckabee and his distaste for gay marriage.
Read all about it, after the jump.
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…Stephen Baldwin said Thursday that he is a “full-blown, super-duper” supporter of Republican presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee and shares his stance against gay marriage.
Baldwin made the statements while calling into the Howard Stern show to promote his appearance on Celebrity Apprentice... Baldwin, who is the conservative yang to brother Alec’s liberal yin, said he’d ban gay marriage if he were president: “I don’t believe that gay marriage is in line with God’s Word, which is found in the Bible. So, what I think doesn’t matter; what I believe is what’s in the Bible and the Bible says that gay marriage is not acceptable.”
We would be offended, but we know Baldwin’s an idiot loser, so we’re just going to let this one slide.
Jason
Yeah. What he said. Because, like, the Constitution only applies to Christians. Actually, fuck the Constitution! All we need is the Bible, ’cause it’s a proven fact that it’s, like, 100% true!
Bill Perdue
Same sex marriage is one of our cutting edge issues. For many it’s a line in the sand.
Its fine to tear into a brain dead drugged out christian loser like Stephen Baldwin or Huckabee the Dunce or Giuliani, Friend of Racketeers for their obstinate hostility to same sex marriage because none of them are likely to be elected President in 2008.
It’ll be one of the Democrats. Obama and Hillary Clinton regularly flirt with antigay rightwing bigots and they too are pigheaded opponents of GLBT equality via samesex marriage. So is Edwards.
They have to oppose it because Bill and Hillary Clinton boxed the Democrats into a corner when they overwhelmingly passed the federal DOMA in 1996. They meant to use it against the Republicans but it boomeranged against them. Thanks mainly to the Republicans, but with plenty of Democrats behind them, DOMA is now the law in 36 states as well.
Jack Jett
If Lil Baldwin is supporting Upchuckabee then he must be supportive of incest because from that family looks like it has encountered some major intra-family fucking.
Jon
If he’s the second least attractive Baldwin then who is the least attractive? I really think it is Stephen, you’ve miscounted some votes somewhere.
GranDiva
The ugliest is Daniel, the bigger druggie, current star of VH1’s Celebrity Rehab.
faghag
Isn’t he the one who is in the movie Threesome?
Didn’t he do it with a guy in that movie?
beefy
if you punch big stevie in the face, do all his other brothers feel it? i sure hope so.
todd
Huckabee thinks the practicing S&M folks are more deviant than even the gays.
Alexa
Yes, he was in the movie Threesome. Stephen’s a born again bigot, he certainly wasn’t raised that way.
Puddy Katz
he was so cute when he played bisexual in Threesome. I hope that is just a bad photo, even though he is now a bigot I wouldn’t wish that face on anyone!
Honeyspur
Man – that photo! He looks like he just swam through a lake of coke and hookers and emerged on a beach with people snapping photos……