Mike Huckabee Is a Big Fat Moron
Oh, I know we could come up with a more clever line, but what else do you say to his Esquire profile where he equates gay marriage with bestiality? There are only so many times you can put on your nerd glasses and rationally say, “Yo, sheep are not capable of consensual, loving relationship, you asshat.” He also compares being gay to being an alcoholic. You can read the fun after the jump, but this kind of crap doesn’t deserve a response.
Mike Huckabee is a slack jawed corn cob smokin cousin pokin douche bag. As far as far as I’m concerned I would f*ck him with Rush Limbaugh’s c*ck. He is like a turd with all the sh*t scrapped off.. NOTHING
what is really scary is that people use this as a viable answer when they are against gay relationships. I have actually heard the “sheep” reasoning first hand from some evangelical religious friends. It’s quite sad that there can be such comparisons in a seemingly one sided discourse. I cannot even try to educate these people, they are so dedicated to this point of view to the point of tunnel vision: “thwart the gay agenda”. What is the “gay agenda?” anyways. Asking for equal treatment and equal rights? Or should we just be sent somewhere like Greenland, since we seem like such disposable members of society to these nut jobs.
Oy, here we go again…
Civil Marriage is a legal contract. Only humans can enter into legal marriage contracts. And generally, only contracts between adult humans who possess sufficient mental prowess (are not drunk, coerced, or otherwise mentally impaired) are deemed to be binding.
The last time that I checked, there are no beasts in the animal kingdom (other than adult humans) which meet the bar of being capable of entering into a legal contract.
Of course, the Fuckabees and their religious rites are not bound by legal precedents, so to them marrying a goat might be perfectly okay. As far as I am concerned, they can marry as many goats as they wish, but from a legal perspective, they shouldn’t expect to get a marriage license from their local county clerk to make it legal. I would suspect that they would be laughed out of the courtroom if they did.
Huck you, Mike Fuckabee.
He’s an inbred Gomer Pyle clone.
Nuff said.
Sounds like Warren and Josh DuBois.
No jump. Sorry, but you seem to be making a lot of typographical mistakes today. Just breathe and concentrate and copy-edit before you post, and you’ll be fine.
In one sense he’s a big fat moron, in another sense he’s a small thin liar. Know anyone who’s had baryatric surgery? (I do.) Know anyone who’s lost weight via diet change and activity over time? (I do.) Know anyone who did one and wrote a book about the virtue of doing the other? I do not, personally. They are rare. Ponder:
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I just cannot comprehend how someone alive in this day and age could possibly equate homosexuality with bestiality. It shows a total lack of intelligence. His likening us to alcoholism could be a penetrative arguments given enough reasoning to back it up, but even still it insinuates that somehow we are something that needs to be “cured”. Rather alarming that he is not alone in his views…