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Mike Myers Secretly Got Married. To A Woman

So much for all those blind items about Mike Myers being family: The comedian (who is apparently only 47?!) revealed he and girlfriend Kelly Tisdale, Moby’s ex-girlfriend and Teany business partner, got married privately in NYC in the fall.

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By: JD
On: Mar 6, 2011
Tagged: Celebs, Kelly Tisdale, Mike Myers

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No. 1 · Gregger
Wait, she was Moby’s “girlfriend?” So, she’s a professional beard. Like Katie Holmes and Kelly Preston.

Mar 6, 2011 at 1:49 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 2 · rhen
This is as pertinent to the “gay agenda” as a fart in the wind. If I cared about this gossipy crap I’d watch fox news. Can someone there write more articles that don’t sound like a 15 year old got paid in acne cream to write it?

Mar 6, 2011 at 1:58 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 3 · Lefty
According to most of those blind items he was getting fed up being in the closet and was on the verge of coming out.
Oops!
Maybe Will Smith and Tom Cruise are straight too…?

Mar 6, 2011 at 2:21 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 4 · niles
Is he still that famous, that he has to get secretly married? Really, who cares?

Mar 6, 2011 at 2:58 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 5 · divkid
Mike Myers Secretly Got Married. To A Woman…NOT

geddit? see what i did there? …yes?
*sigh*
never mind

Mar 6, 2011 at 3:56 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 6 · divkid
oh i know it’s hard boys but let us make a concerted effort to hold back the grief…
our sad loss is woman-kinds crowning victory. please ladies be magnanimous in your triumph, for we have lost our prince.

i know that i for one will be crying into my pillow at the unbearable realisation that ill never get to grapple with his mini-me.
oh, the humanity.

Mar 6, 2011 at 4:52 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 7 · Jeffree
Mike Myers is Canadian. Since when do we allow them to marry? Alert NOM: they must do something to stop this travesty.
Next thing you know, we’ll be letting our citizens marry cellphones & crustaceans.

And *if* Mike is 47, for the record, please consider my age to be 23. I’m updating my Wiki page to reflect that immediately.

Mar 6, 2011 at 5:22 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 8 · the crustybastard
…an axe-murderer?

Mar 6, 2011 at 5:45 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 9 · hf2hvit
“rhen This is as pertinent to the “gay agenda” as a fart in the wind.”

Who farted? Somebody in heat?

Mar 7, 2011 at 12:06 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 10 · Cam
@divkid:

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mar 7, 2011 at 8:42 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 11 · OST
I didn’t even know he was dating, of course it’s not like he’s at the top of the gossip columns.

Mar 7, 2011 at 8:46 am · @Reply · Flag