Miley B-Day Births Gay “Scandal”
What does Miley Cyrus need for her sixteenth birthday? A fabricated gay scandal!
In honor of the blessed event, the incomprehensibly famous singer convinced Disneyland to close for her amusement. And, according to some, the event will infringe on the park’s annual gay days, which run from October 3-5.
Disneyland, California, announced that it will close on October 5 for Miley’s 16th birthday bash, forcing thousands of gay visitors out onto the streets for their celebrations.It seems that the not so-squeaky-clean teen is adding to her diva image by failing to share the venue with possibly one of her biggest fan bases.
Gay day organizers downplayed the apparent scheduling conflict, “That’s our scheduled day at Disney’s California Adventure so we don’t forsee [sic] any changes to Gay Days Anaheim. Although we would love her to come sing for us!”
Why!?
I think cryogenically frozen Walt Disney would prefer underaged children running around his park than same-gender loving grown-up men.
Miley is the “New” Madonna minus that ancient-ness of her Madgesty (read:old!) Let the bitch turn 16! The paparazzi will get you pretties, and your little dog, Hannah Montana too!
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You are trying to hard to make something out of nothing. You are only hurting yourself.
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Miley Cyrus. Is she that horse-faced girl who sang in that ensemble for that Fashion Rocks/cancer benefit? The one who kept singing in another key and possibly another tune altogether. She who made the other singers wince in pain when she screeched out like a pregnant howler monkey in the middle of an otherwise passable song? The same girl that can’t act but it doesn’t matter because she’s a corporate pawn of the Disney Empire? For whom Quasimodo rancorously stated, “Pass!”?
Okay, okay… I’m just making sure. Sheesh, what a twat! I suppose I shouldn’t blame her – she’s just a twatty little 16 year old. However, Disney seems to be treating its customers shabbily.
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oh wow! gay people are complaining about this?! just go on another day or another damn park. geez! idiots
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Hey Jason,
Since Gay Day at Disney land has been planed for a long time and shutting it down for her birthday is a whim, maybe she should go to another park or on another day.
Many people book airfare, hotels, etc. to go to this event at great cost to them… for some this is the one event they do each year… for her this is just another thing to do so she can say she did.
You may not remember but Disney used to shut down the park for us, but no longer does so, however they will shut the park down for one person… does that seem fair to you?
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you have again twisted the news to make it controversial…”Miley convinced Disneyland to close…?” Yeah, right it was her idea. Whoever wrote this article is an asshole of the highest order.
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Hey Michael…no, that was you the horse-faced girl who takes it up the ass…and boy were you ever loose!!
Hey Robert, go f**k yourself…oh wait, you already have!!
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WOW… what an articulate response.
I stand by what I posted despite your completely unwarranted personal attack.
Don’t bother to respond as I won’t be checking this post again.
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Go to Universal Studios instead. It’ll be more fun!