Words cannot describe how excited we are about American Gladiators! The athletically-inclined game show proved integral to our adolescent masturbatory fantasies, so obviously we're totally psyched that NBC revived the series.
The network has now posted the complete Gladiator roster and, after much deliberation and examination, we've decided that Militia's our favorite. Why? He's got the biggest dick. We may not be size queens in real life, but we take no penis prisoners when it comes to American Gladiators.
Meanwhile, in other Gladiator news, one of the male cast mates goes by the name "Toa". Here's how they describe him (to be read with exaggerated baritone): "With his tribal garb and distinctive tattoos, he may conjure up images of an island paradise, but facing him in battle is pure hell." Who writes this shit?
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There are a ton of naked pics of Alex Castro on the internet.
Ok, but seriously check out the roster. I think Titan has a case of gay face.
check it out….www.thefilmbulletin.com
To each his own; I personally think that Wolf is more fuckable, though I wish he'd stay away from the mousse.
Yeah – he's on musclehunks.com – and yes he has a huge weapon
Titan is Michael O'Hearn, former romance cover model a la Fabio… where's my NITRO! yum
Gee, I wonder if they do steroids? And if so when will the Congressional testimony begin? I wonder if any will be claiming to be good X-tians and a role model to children?
To Joe Mama @ 2,
Honey, Titan and all them guys have more than teh gay face! They got the whole gay anatomy.
I can't wait for this show either.
Although, now that I looked at NBC's site I have to say the retro gladiators were better looking. Most of these guys look scary. Right on picking Militia I say he's the best of the bunch too.
you guys sound fat and jealous…he looks like a real man..and is probably very easy going about it..
http://www.realmuscle.tv/men/p...../index.php
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTelgLSSS5Q