In it, three holy men walk into a bar and surprise the drink-slinger by saying they oppose the state’s proposed marriage amendment, which would define the institution as a union of one man and one woman.
Joined by Lutheran Pastor Jim Erlandson and Rabbi Michael Latz, Episcopal Deacon Rex McKee says “churches should decide for themselves who they marry—not government.”
Clearly, this man of God has been brainwashed by nefarious liberal homosexuals. Everyone knows that true conservatives love government and want more of it!
Wait, that’s not right.