Miss South Carolina may have become the world’s laughing stock at last Friday’s Miss Teen USA, but the angels over at Today gave her a chance to redeem herself…today.
Chalking the gaffe up to nerves, the teen more legally known as Lauren Caitlin Upton insisted, Everything did come at me at once. I was overwhelmed and I made a mistake. Everybody makes a mistake. I’m human.” What?!? Beauty contestants are – gasp! – human? Oh, dear God, why? Why? Why…
PS: Ms. SC also wants us to know she can find the United States on a map. It’s right next to Canadia. Also, her principal attests to her education.
Also, she gives great head! [Ed. note: After much soul searching – and finding! – we decided to edit out that blowjob jab. We’re sure Upton earned her principal’s respect with good old fashioned brain(s).]
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Heather_L_James
So this is what happens when you live in a country that annually spends $463 billion on bombs, and $64 billion on books (education). Sure $463 billion is just a number, so I will put it in context for you. The next closest competitor is China, who holds most favored nation trading status with the U.S., and they tally 62.5 billion per year in defense spending. China also has four times the number of citizens to protect as does the United States. Want more? Ok, you know that axis of evil the Cornhole in Chief is always yapping about; Iran, Sudan, Syria, Libya, Cuba and North Korea? They spend $14.7 billion….combined. This is your money, people, and your country. It isn’t just this twit, rather our whole nation, that is becoming the world’s punchline. Wake up!
abelincoln
Her excuse for nervousness is bullshit. She obviously skipped school to train become a pageant whore and part of that training is poise and knowing how to think on your feet neither of which she demonstrated. So she should stand up and do the American thing and blame it on her coach. She can’t even get that part right.
sfjohn
Heather_L_James: eye wood agre wih u butt eye kant reed
Jack Jett
The sad thing is that she could become our next President and it would be a step up.
jack jett
abelincoln
sfjohn – eye think u mispeled reed -they’re is en “e” at the end (reede), is’nt their?
jack jett – too frellin’ funny but sadly it is also too frellin’ true.