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Missouri Republican Tweets Giant Erection Photo, Claims He Was “Hacked”

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By:           Matthew Tharrett
On:           Jun 19, 2014
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  • 20 Comments
    • blondella
      blondella

      A man his age should be grateful for erection.

      Jun 19, 2014 at 10:23 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Lvng1tor
      Lvng1tor

      My first thought was to defend him but then after ls looking at his twitter acct he is an active member on something called “untapped” a social drinking game website. This is his official representative page and he unlocks badges for drinking beer….the untapped avatar looks suspiciously like a giant penis. So umn maybe it’s more of a trend than he wants to admit! https://untappd.com/user/markparkinson/badges/19510586?ref=social_badge

      Jun 19, 2014 at 11:00 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • alterego1980
      alterego1980

      @Lvng1tor: Exactly! I love Untapped, but there is no way in hell I would link that to my congressional/state twitter account. It’s amazing how many of these officials forget they are public representatives and get too comfortable blurring their private life and public presence. When they do, they are more apt to post a large penis maybe.

      Jun 19, 2014 at 11:45 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Milk
      Milk

      Can you imagine the disappointment in real life?

      Jun 19, 2014 at 12:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • princess ida
      princess ida

      I suppose walking doors is easier than walking dogs. Doors don’t crap on the carpet or make sheep’s eyes at you when they’re hungry. Presumably you just tie some string round the door handles, and drag them behind you through the park. Maybe the whole thing is just a shaggy door story.

      Jun 19, 2014 at 12:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • edwardnvirginia
      edwardnvirginia

      Humhh? If the writer of the piece and several commenters – hopefully not representative of queer activist – were no so ignorant, lazy, and stupid – perhaps we’d have a plenty more queers in Congress, in state legislatures, etc.

      Anyone should know that a key to building political power in neighborhoods and communities in most of America is to ‘walk doors’, or as we say in Virginia ‘door to door campaigning’.

      Door to door campaigning is one of the most generative grassroots political strategies ( including to identity likely voters you need to get out to vote on election day(s) and to learn about the core issues that matter to local voters. Door to door campaiging is critical for may elections, and is very volunteer intensive.

      Perhaps the writers – and commenters – would volunteer 10-20 hours of door to door campaigning. They might learn something more than how to make cheesy sleazy sex talk about everything. And, maybe if they’d do that volunteering in Southern States, including Missouri, they’d learn a lot more.

      Ya think?

      Jun 19, 2014 at 3:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bobby Christina Crawford
      Bobby Christina Crawford

      Am I missing the link to said erection?

      Jun 19, 2014 at 4:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hotboyvb81
      hotboyvb81

      they always say they were hacked- A Weiner tried that at first, too- we’ll find out.

      Jun 19, 2014 at 5:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BJ McFrisky
      BJ McFrisky

      Q: What benefit would this man gain by posting such a stupid picture?
      A: None.
      Q: What benefit would this man’s Democrat political opponent gain by hacking this pic into Parkinson’s Twitter account?
      A: Plenty, like winning the election by shaming the competition.
      Yeah, it’s called “politics,” people.

      @edwardnvirginia: It’s not Queerty’s lack of knowledge with volunteers or door-to-door campaigning that’s the issue—it’s their continuing obvious agenda to destroy all things conservative, Republican, American exceptionalism, religious (except for Muslims, they LOVE them some Muslims, even when they’re killing us), the military, Tea Party, even Libertarians like me. Welcome to Obama’s America.

      Jun 19, 2014 at 5:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • D9W
      D9W

      My only question is: Why is this stuff keep happening in Missouri? It seem almost monthly some heterosexual from MO has put “Their All” foot in “Their ALL” good old Missour’a’ mouth! Plus,”They All” have taken “Show Me” stupid to a new level. May it be over Guns, indecent liberties with a minor, something crazy about LGBTQ issue, something about Abortions (Example: RAPE is OK with God. Abortion- Bad.), or some ‘Red Neck’ law protecting themselves from an education over the six grade or the laws of gravity (Science does not exist, and the earth is only 6K years old). Sometimes you just have to wounder.

      Jun 19, 2014 at 6:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • D9W
      D9W

      @BJ McFrisky
      Q: What benefit would this man gain by posting such a stupid picture?
      A: Some people are a legend in their own mind.

      Q: What benefit would this man’s Democrat political opponent gain by hacking this pic into Parkinson’s Twitter account?

      A:- Have you forgotten Todd Akin ‘Legitimate rape’ quote? He WAS a Republican. NOT a democrat.

      Jun 19, 2014 at 6:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mcflyer54
      mcflyer54

      Yep “password” is never a good password.

      Jun 19, 2014 at 8:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Lvng1tor
      Lvng1tor

      @princess ida: Thank you for that….freakn funny!
      @edwardnvirginia: Come on we know what walking doors is…Queerty and the people commenting were having fun at his response. Like he was out “walking doors” like a patriot pounding the pavement…drinking beers and getting badges on “Untapped” so he had no idea from his smart phone that someone was “hacking” his twitter…as he tweeted from his smart phone.
      I only wish @BJ McFrisky: hadn’t figured out our “continuing obvious agenda to destroy all things conservative, Republican, American exceptionalism, religious (except for Muslims, they LOVE them some Muslims, even when they’re killing us), the military, Tea Party, even Libertarians like me. Welcome to Obama’s America.” You sir are HILARIOUS!
      Back to the drawing board guys….the trolls have unraveled our nefarious plot!

      Jun 20, 2014 at 12:08 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jckfmsincty
      jckfmsincty

      Why are Republicans obsessed with gay sex?

      Jun 20, 2014 at 3:01 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • 1EqualityUSA
      1EqualityUSA

      BJMcFrisky wrote above, “(except for Muslims, they LOVE them some Muslims, even when they’re killing us), the military, Tea Party, even Libertarians like me. Welcome to Obama’s America.”

      I have a sneaking suspicion that the Tedious Right will now focus on this group in order to make their hate dollars, since the LGBT horse died between their fat, white, dimply, entitled thighs. The Tedious Right cannot win by good concepts, good leadership, and positive fairness. Gerrymandering, voter suppression, fear mongering, and cheating hasn’t won many elections lately. Let’s hope that their new strategy of picking on Muslims fails too. (Losers.) LGBT should never forgive the Republicans for how they have exploited us for political gain. Now that this is no longer working for them, who’s next? You fucktards make me sick.

      Jun 20, 2014 at 8:14 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tricky ricky
      tricky ricky

      @BJ McFrisky: did you get an account just to post that drivel in defense of this republican jerk? you posted the same lame talking points which can be found on any liberal site posted by conservatives defending republicans and tea partiers. do you think anybody really cared enough to hack this insignificant politicos account on twitter?

      Jun 20, 2014 at 2:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tricky ricky
      tricky ricky

      @edwardnvirginia: he was drunk tweeting and what he meant to tweet was walking outdoors so as to imply he didn’t have the facilities to tweet anything because he was outdoors and therefore nowhere near a computer. he wasn’t campaigning door to door.

      Jun 20, 2014 at 2:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tricky ricky
      tricky ricky

      @edwardnvirginia: you’re awful defensive sparky. your comment might make one think you were the republican douche who tweeted the giant dick then lied about it.

      Jun 20, 2014 at 2:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dakotahgeo
      Dakotahgeo

      Another ditwad Repug who can only offer a photo of his brain for us to admire. Ewwwwwwww.

      Jun 20, 2014 at 4:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dakotahgeo
      Dakotahgeo

      @edwardnvirginia: You obviously aren’t aware that our government has more GLBT people in political offices than ever before, and it’s only going to get better! Better be careful… it DOES get better… but, probably not for you!

      Jun 20, 2014 at 4:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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