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Mitt Romney Kicks Off Campaign To See If America Wants Elect Gray Temples

Bragging about his small business creds, Mormon king Mitt Romeny today declared he officially bought a ticket to America’s political sweepstakes, the winner of which will be announced more than a year from now by a woman holding balloons outside his front door. If only Mitt had decided to drop this boring bomb on us sooner, we could’ve had our first Republican presidential debate in May.

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By: Max Simon
On: Apr 11, 2011
Tagged: campaigns, Elections, Mitt Romney, Republicans

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No. 1 · Dan
See the tweet that started it all and learn about the plan Romney supporters have to Show Mitt the Money: http://mittromneycentral.com/2011/04/11/mitt-romney-announces-2012-presidential-exploratory-committee/

Apr 11, 2011 at 6:20 pm · @Reply ·
No. 2 · Red Meat
He’s going to steal your wife, the gays are safe.

Apr 11, 2011 at 7:20 pm · @Reply ·
No. 3 · Nat
Hope he has fun. Hell, why doesn’t John McCain give it another go? America seems itching for another rich and evil decrepit white guy to replace the disconnected, amoral pragmatist currently running the White House.

Apr 11, 2011 at 9:59 pm · @Reply ·
No. 4 · Michael
2012 is going to be one of those “pick the lesser of evils” kind of a year. I can see this guy winning.

Apr 12, 2011 at 12:06 am · @Reply ·
No. 5 · SnidelyWhiplash
Thankfully, the Christian Right hates the fucking Mormons even more than gays do. They won’t even accept him as VP.

The worst thing about the Japan earthquake, tsunami, and nuclear meltdown is that it didn’t happen in Utah.

Apr 12, 2011 at 12:14 am · @Reply ·
No. 6 · tjr101
Ugh, Next!

Apr 12, 2011 at 2:06 am · @Reply ·
No. 7 · Jayson
Snore!

Apr 12, 2011 at 6:56 am · @Reply ·
No. 8 · GetBalance
Sleezy pretentiuos brn miser.

Apr 12, 2011 at 7:14 am · @Reply ·
No. 9 · GetBalance
Sleezy pretentiuos brn noser.

Apr 12, 2011 at 7:14 am · @Reply ·