Mitt Romney Wants To Eat AP Reporter's Brains
Glen Johnson Speaks The Truth, Romney Refuses To Believe
 


Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney lost his cool yesterday.

The Republican popped into a South Carolina Target to speak with reporters when AP correspondent Glen Johnson challenged Romney's lie: "Lobbyists don't run my campaign". Johnson pointed out that lobbyist Ron Kaufman not only helps strategize policy and debate, but sits in on key campaign meetings. That, he said, proves that a lobbyist is in the upper echelons of the campaign. Romney wouldn't budge, however, and gets frightfully angry. "Listen to my words," he says, as if simply uttering something makes it true.

What a schmuck.

Comments (7)

No. 1 · ProfessorVP

Shitt is parsing the word "run." A little clue as to the kind of president he would be.

Posted: Jan 18, 2008 at 10:59 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · todd

Mitten the Kitten has made billions from buying up struggling American companies and selling them off bit by bit and sending jobs to the third world. Corporate America pulls this puppet's strings.

Posted: Jan 18, 2008 at 11:23 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · thatguyfromboston

He's pretty much universally scorned by most of the people in massachusetts.

Posted: Jan 18, 2008 at 11:50 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · duh

You guys are a little sloppy with facts–it was a Staples store not a Target. Not that that makes what happened any different, but it does add up when you can't even get a small detail like that straight

Posted: Jan 18, 2008 at 12:58 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 5 · ee.em.bee

thatguyfromboston: I've always wondered about that–how'd this nutjob get elected ya'll's governor in the first place? I mean, SOMEBODY over there must've not scorned him…

Posted: Jan 18, 2008 at 3:50 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 6 · ChadNnoCal

I hope that all of the conservative media will run this. He looks like undertaker.

Posted: Jan 18, 2008 at 5:21 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 7 · james_boston

ee.em.bee, Mittens ran against a very corrupt, very inept (she ran her campaign like Britney Spears would) state legislator named Shannon O'Brien at a time when people weren't too happy with the legislature (the Dems here control 87% of both houses so you can imagine how that leads to a corruption scandal or two occasionally.) He also ran as a fiscally responsible social liberal (which he probably still is…who knows with this freak?) to fool my fellow Baystaters and even with all that, he won with only 50% of the vote. And trust me…you won't find one person who'll admit to voting for him nowadays. The Legislature overrode whatever they wanted to and he thankfully spent a good portion of his time as Governor out of state. His only legacy was making the most Liberal state in the country into a completely toxic environment for Republicans.

Posted: Jan 18, 2008 at 11:06 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
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