Feeling a little antsy waiting for the great escape from office hell? Yeah, us, too. Or, we were until we saw this video from tonight's episode of Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency in which Dickinson, The Abbey owner, David Cooley and blogging brother Perez Hilton hold a little audition for aussieBum underwear. Needless to say it's eye-popping, among other body parts.
Speaking of body parts, we have to warn you that Hilton tries to teach the models a thing or two and grabs his penis. You may want to avert your eyes. It's pretty unsettling.
(Also, don't be alarmed if the video takes a few seconds to load. The 21st century ain't what it's cracked up to be…)
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So Eddie Stone gets called out for doing porn, but not Zack Pierce…how very interesting.
And Eddie looked HOT.
Ah. . . Modeling, where we can tell people with less then 10% body fat that they need to loose weight. Which brings up another question. What the fuck was Perez Hilton doing on the show? Seriously. I know he's not auditioning, but where does he get off making comments about the way people look? Ignoring the obvious about his weight, who the hell frosts their hair anymore? 1996 wants their style back.
Look at Perez Hilton pretending to be all nice and neutra-harmless…I think Janice Dickface upstaged the poor Walrus.