We’re American so we don’t really care about soccer beyond all the muscular legs and potential butt flashes, but Ukrainian soccer stud Andriy Shevchenko makes us want to get out and kick around the old pigskin (or however the expression goes). He’s also got more muscle than modesty. See what we mean after the jump.
Morning Goods: Andriy Shevchenko
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Martha
Oooooh thank you Frank. Any Shevchenko is good Shevchenko.
And let me take this occasion to suggest you honor the arrival of the World Cup by spending the next month featuring only soccer players as your Morning Goods — Luis Figo and Paolo Maldini would get all of us off to a good start …
Vic
Yup and he’ll be playing for Ukraine at the World Cup. More importantly, he is leaving AC Milan for British shores to become Chelsea (that’s a football club) priciest signing for the coming season 🙂 Can’t wait, very excited, and no doubt there will be loads of tabloids pictures of him.
Martha
Vic, I’m bitter as hell that he’s leaving Milan, but I suppose Chelsea means I’ll be able to see him more on tv here in the US, which is something. Plus, he’ll sometimes be in the same shot as Mourinho, which will be avery welcome sexiness overload.