Morning Goods: Bryan DeWitt
 
 

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If there's a poster boy for the recession, it ought to be Zach Quinto-eyebrowed Bryan DeWitt, whose modeling profile is refreshingly candid about his aversion to work. "All I do is skateboard and work random jobs around NYC where models are hired. [I'm] not sure what kind of career I want for myself in the future.. But the 9-5 lifestyle is definitley [sic] not for me." Too bad male modeling pays a fraction of what the ladies make. Let's help Bryan out by suggesting alternative career paths. We're sure you'll come up with something good.

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Comments (11)

No. 1 · dvlaries

Like yesterday's set of Jared Koronkiewicz, Bryan's is one decent ass shot away from perfect. He's gorgeous.

Posted: Mar 17, 2009 at 8:22 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · hardmannyc

Great definition, but if you look closely, his lower abs need work.

Posted: Mar 17, 2009 at 8:43 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · RichardS

"Weapons of Mass Destruction" – that's a tasteful and well-thought through title for that book, isn't it? Oh dear…

Posted: Mar 17, 2009 at 8:44 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · alan brickman

don't be so jealous…fatties…

Posted: Mar 17, 2009 at 9:25 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 5 · Trey Cruz

@alan brickman: LMAO. I picture Austin Power saying that.

Posted: Mar 17, 2009 at 12:27 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 6 · Nick

He has a bit o' gayface going on.

Posted: Mar 17, 2009 at 1:44 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 7 · Z reveals

He is my morning wood! HOT!

Posted: Mar 17, 2009 at 2:52 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 8 · Suburban

wtf Nick, are you crazy? gayface? please….I like pics 7 and 12, nice eyes and nice chest.

Posted: Mar 17, 2009 at 5:46 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 9 · afrolito

A vast (albeit typical) improvement over the fugness from yesterday.

Posted: Mar 17, 2009 at 9:39 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 10 · Shazzer

OH MY! Those ruffles have ridges!

Posted: Mar 19, 2009 at 2:37 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 11 · cruiser

Since he only likes to work occasionally, here's a suggestion for an alternate career path…with those killer looks and body to die for has he ever considered(the old stand by)adult films?! With those killer good looks & that body he would be great in either gay adult films or the other ones also(would prefer to see him in gay porn)he's hot enough he would do very well in either genre of adult film.

Posted: Mar 21, 2009 at 12:58 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
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