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By:           cord
On:           Jan 12, 2009
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No. 1 · Michael

Ah… from the oft-neglect milieu of Trick The “Photographer” Brought Home And Shot With Polaroid And Presents As “Art”. Where have we seen this before….. Oh, yes. EVERYWHERE!! On the plus side – and he’s really not my type – he does look somewhat fuckable in that first shot. And somehow I don’t think we’re SUPPOSED to argue the artistic merits (or lack thereof) from any photo presented in these posts.

Posted: Jan 12, 2009 at 6:44 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 2 · Darth Paul

“Usually our Morning Goods guys are in obviously art-directed photo shoots”

Really? They mostly seem like redundant underwear marketing shots w/the excessive waxing and absence of anything but crotch where the lower body is concerned. Mostly.

This guy is kinda cute, but the concept isn’t very intriguing.

Posted: Jan 12, 2009 at 9:28 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 3 · Lost

Y-A-W-N…

Almost forgot what I was looking at since it takes soooo long to click back.

I think I’ll check out my own collection of Polaroids.

Morning Snooze is more like it.

Posted: Jan 12, 2009 at 10:16 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 4 · Tyler

I won’t say if it’s artistic or not, but I think the polaroid are the perfect medium for sort-core. You can’t deny there’s an immediacy. Especially considering the photographs of the photographs being all askew.

But either way, you’ve got to admit it’s different for Morning Goods.

Posted: Jan 12, 2009 at 10:19 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 5 · hells kitchen guy

He’s not unattractive, but not very interesting either.

Posted: Jan 12, 2009 at 10:29 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 6 · ILOVEZ

HOME MADE! Boring!

Posted: Jan 12, 2009 at 11:16 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 7 · ChicagoJimmy

Aren’t they going to stop making Polaroids? I’ll be glad when they do so every schmuck photographer won’t suddenly be thought of as “artsy” just because he uses one. “Oh, I love the immediacy of the shots and the color saturation!” Whatever.

Posted: Jan 12, 2009 at 12:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 8 · Plushie Schwartz

He’s hot and the polaroids are awesome. Take a pill people.

Posted: Jan 12, 2009 at 12:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 9 · BrianZ · Member · 314 comments

Sort of fun shots, worth posting I think. Chris looks good and more to the point, believable. So many of the men ya’ll pick out for your daily clown punch fodder aren’t so much “oooo ahhh” as “Watch the hair”. Just sayin.

Oh, and Polaroid just introduced a new camera and instant printer in one unit. Fun stuff.

Posted: Jan 12, 2009 at 12:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 10 · mark

BLECH!
This has all the charm of a boys gone wild commercial.
It might as well be by and for straights.

Posted: Jan 12, 2009 at 12:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 11 · Bitch Republic

What’s with the toy fetish?

http://www.BitchRepublic.net

Posted: Jan 12, 2009 at 2:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 12 · cruiser

Lighten up a little folks, just because he isn’t “airbrushed to hell” doesn’t mean he isn’t attractive.
To #7, yes Polaroid has gone out of business(last year)but the photo’s are still fun. Personally I think the guy is kind of attractive in a “semi-geeky” kinda way(but that’s just me) :)
Frankly I find nothing wrong with a few “amateuer(sp?)shots every now & then. Brings it back to reality, instead of the high gloss “art directed” shots we’re used to seeing in every gay rag out there. Next time you guys do an amatuer(sp?)shot how about at least a couple of wet jockeys shorts shots(from the front of course)to spice things up a little. Just a suggestion, could boost the number of hits you get(think about it). Anyway, I still think the guy is kinda cute in his own way, and very doable, as for the toy “fetish,” who knows!?!

Posted: Jan 12, 2009 at 2:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 13 · Dan

Very hot guy, definitely a piece of art !

Posted: Jan 12, 2009 at 2:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 14 · petted · Member · 77 comments

I heard that Polaroid was going to allow other companies to manufacture and sell the film, but that was about two years ago give or take a few months. He’s not that hairless, though a more pronounced treasure trail would of been nice.

Posted: Jan 12, 2009 at 4:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 15 · Suburban · Member · 524 comments

HE’S not bad but I don’t think these photos do much for him, and those toys do look silly. He’s got a decent chest but shown another way he’d look much better. (is is the lighting?)

Posted: Jan 12, 2009 at 4:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 16 · Cici Mycuts

Oh mah, guhd! I her’ she eat, like, 5 crackers a day.

I agree with you, Suburban. I think she stumbled into some bad lighting.

Posted: Jan 12, 2009 at 5:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 17 · John from England(used to be just John but there are other John's)

I like this but then I like art and am what you call an arty person!

On this tangent, yes please for various variations of half naked guys please????

I know I’m in the minority for LOATHING the images that you post on Morning Goods because they are so devoid of any genuine sexiness and so frabricated in a ‘white bread cookie cutter’ way but you can surely post some other types?

Like J D Ferguson does some pretty cool ones? I’d ask for a wider selection but it would freak out our lovely conformist and mainsream audience @ Queety…

Posted: Jan 12, 2009 at 5:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 18 · jack

i really liked this set. the photography wasn’t great, but it leftme wanting more, and what’s more important, i got a good impression of the subject. he looks like some of the guys i actually dated or hung with back in my salad days.

in fact, sometimes guys like that like old guys (if they don’t get all handy).

Posted: Jan 12, 2009 at 7:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 19 · Puddy Katz

Love me a ginger!

Posted: Jan 12, 2009 at 8:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 20 · Susie McBottom-Pops

This photo set could really use some more joooool-rey. There, I shaid it. Other than that, thish blonde makes my waddle feel like a guuuuurl of 17 again. KA KA!

Posted: Jan 12, 2009 at 10:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 21 · Mooshie Mooseknuckle

I know that when you look at me
There’s so much that you just don’t see
But if you would only take the time
I know in my heart you’d find
A girl who’s scared sometimes
Who isn’t always strong
Can’t you see the hurt in me?
I feel so all alone

I wanna run to you (oooh)
I wanna run to you (oooh)
Won’t you hold me in your arms
And keep me safe from harm
I wanna run to you (oooh)
But if I come to you (oooh)
Tell me, will you stay or will you run away

Each day, each day I play the role
Of someone always in control
But at night I come home and turn the key
There’s nobody there, no one cares for me
What’s the sense of trying hard to find your dreams
Without someone to share it with
Tell me what does it mean?

(chorus)

I need you here
I need you here to wipe away my tears
To kiss away my fears
If you only knew how much…

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No. 22 · Cici Mycuts

No no NO NO NO NO NO! Only I wear eastern play things over my saggy bulldog.

I hear they had a body double pose for his nipples.

Posted: Jan 12, 2009 at 10:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 23 · John

reciting lyrics from The Bodyguard sountrack….interesting (took me a few seconds to get that).

Posted: Jan 12, 2009 at 10:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 24 · Splendelina VonGlammybags

That blonde doesn’t even look real. I smell ROOTS!

Posted: Jan 12, 2009 at 10:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 25 · Denise Spendi

hang up the dick habit
hang it up daddy,
or you’ll be alone in a quick
hang up the dick habit
hang it up daddy,
or you’ll never get another fix

i’m telling you he’s not a trick
pay attention, don’t be thick
or you’re liable to get licked

you’re gonna see the reason why
when they’re spitt’n in your eye
they’ll be spitt’n in your eye

hang up the dick habit
hang it up daddy,
a boy’s not a tonic or a pill,
hang up the dick habit,
hang it up daddy,
you’re just jonesing for a spill

oh, how your bubble’s gonna burst
when you meet another “first”
he’ll be driving in a hearse

you’re gonna need a heap of glue
when they all catch up with you
and they cut you up in two

now your ears are ringing
the birds have stopped their singing
everything is turning greeey

no candy in your till
no cutie left to thrill
you’re alone on a tuesday

you’re gonna see the reason why
when they’re spitting in your eye
they’ll be spitt’n in your eye

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