Morning Goods: Christian Yanik
California boy model Christian Yanik takes his work very seriously, or at least he says he does on his myspace page. He also describes his kiss as “mysteriously passionate,” his smell as “exotic,” and his touch as “the only thing I desire.” Figures. He’s a model and all. If we looked like him, we’d probably only desire our touch, too. Check him out after the jump.
He sure has a pretty face, but when did the Auschwitz look become fashionable again? Didn’t we learn anything from Mary Kate and Nicole? That outie navel thing looks like a cat’s rectum in the last photo too. Gross. But I think a 52 year old politician from Germany is hot. What the hell do I know?
Same blank stare in every photo. Yawn.
Everybody has something beautiful and he does have beautiful eyes, but that’s about it for me. I’m ready for the cycle to come around again to men with MORE like that Lucky guy from the old Pepsi ads and Tom Sellic. Really handsome men.