So yesterday, we played a fun game where the best Thanksgiving pun got to pick the today's type of guy. There were a lot of funny, clever choices tossed in amid some uncomfortable casual racism, but our favorite was one of the simplest– "Thanksgiving isn't the only thing coming."
Congratulations Paul Reposa, you're our winner! You asked for "a brown skined Brazilian, or a Blatino, preferable with hairy legs–and butt" and we did our best to oblige. No luck with the butt, but Daniel's got some great legs. And while not technically Brazilian (though he did live there for a while) we think Daniel's mix of Puerto Rican, Paraguyan and Armenian is something you'll— gobble up.
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That was your favorite line!? Okay… Though I like Paul suggestion so I won't protest.
The pics…good try, didn't do too much for me though – kind of average looking in many ways.
Though I must applaud you for finding pics of a fit, healthy guy with some well-kept natural looking body hair. It seems it's either twinks, waxed gym bodies, or bears. This seems an under represented group that is happily becoming more popular – unwaxed gym fit guys. Well done!
very lovely.
He is a hot papi, but first picture with nonsense socks is ridiculous
Sweet fancy Moses that is hot!
He is so much hotter in the pics with the hair on his chest than the waxed pics.
Hot, hot, hottie! I like the funny socks with nothing else. It's an interesting perspective with legs covered that normally wouldn't be and groin uncovered. It would be hotter if he would move his hand to the side a bit, though!
Nice way to end my work week! Happy Thanksgiving all, you too Japhy!
Congrats to Paul! In the end we are all winners? Right? lol.
Happy Turkey Day to my friends in the U.S. of A. Don't get "stuffed" too much. ;)
FTR…Raposo…
also FTR…Nice.
This guy isn't brown skinned, brazilian, blatino, or hot.
He is average though.
The picture where you can see the photographer scantily clad in the background is pretty hot. I would not imagine that the photographer is usually half-dressed as well as the model, but perhaps I'm wrong.
@Adam:
LOL! That's how it works at my photo shoots. "Just take off that shirt, sweetie. It's not that big a deal, I'll take mine off too if it makes you more comfortable. Now the pants…"
Move the damn shower curtain!
OMG, yes!!!
Thumbs up but not penis up. Seen much worse than this other mornings.
Hot. Still want a hairy guy on this thing though!
@afrolito:
Don't you understand, he's Blatino and brown-skinned in the One Drop Rule way. Remember, according to the One Drop Rule, Queen Elizabeth II is "black" because of her great, great, great, great grandmother, Queen Charlotte Sofia, wife of King George. http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/.....amily.html
To be fair, although the man is white, how does the man perceive himself? In Latin America, a man with his features would be considered white. In the U.S., based on his looks, he could be considered Latino, and, therefore, not fully white.
I'd rather gooble him up tomorrow instead of some dried up turkey.
He's a hottie
gobble gobble
except the third picture in the top row, it looks like his kid sister posed for that one.
definitely keep a little stubble and body hair.
Too damn hot!
WOOF!!!
Keep 'em coming like this. Thanks.
No, sorry. He looks like every other gay porn star.
@Trenton:
Thank you, Trenton.
Paul Reposa Really? Who'd you call for a spell check, George Bush?
Japhy, you spelled my name wrong, the model is about as Brazilian/Blatino as the Pope; and to add insult to injury, he's cut.
Next time you're canyoneering remember to take a shovel so you can dig for your I.Q.
@Inertia_90:
Oh. My. God. WHY do you have to such a massive bitch all the time?
Its my nature.
He tried to find something that you'd like, and he didn't succeed. So what? Do a bloody Google search and FIND pictures of a Blatino dude!
A Google search is unnecessary. Simply going through Queerty's archives would have turned up a plethora of models. Here's a very recent model, posted by Andrew, (Goddamn I miss him,) on October 7 of this year:
http://tinyurl.com/6l99us
As far as doing a Google search, I turned up these fine fellows within a seconds:
http://tinyurl.com/56ey9o
A photo set from Blatino Oasis 2008. And they are real men too, not just models.
Japhy already has more than enough on his hands related to Morning Goods as it is.
This isn't Newsweek, as much as he and I'm sure others would like it to become.
Is anyone actually capable of using Google?
Apparently not Japhy.
He is hot, but he is not Blatino. Blatino means Black and Latino. Daniel is not Black although here in the US we would consider him Latino.
Please, can we have a darker "Morning Good"?
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