Morning Goods: Holden Nowell / Queerty

No. 1 · getreal

Nice. Love the Polaroid pics.

Apr 15, 2009 at 7:19 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 2 · PatrickD

It’s sad when we celebrate pics of starving kids. Can someone please make the Morning Goods crew bring these starving wretches some food!

Apr 15, 2009 at 7:57 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 3 · Mark

@PatrickD:

Yes, we need more fat people! More cushion for the pushin’! I like to be able to climb a mountain of fleash to have my sex! And seeing my penis? No way! It scares me! I need a gut I can rest my beer and Cheetos bowl on!

Oh, wait. I don’t like any of that.

Seriously, *Patrick “D”* try getting on another soapbox for one day, okay?

Apr 15, 2009 at 8:14 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 4 · Mickey's mouse :P

@Mark: haha that’s really fucked up…but seriously…he could use a liitle more meat on him, either muscle or a little fat…i’m not saying he should be like jabba the hutt fat, but fat is good for you…it acts as a lubricant and prevents your muscles from sticking to your skin…That really happens by the way, muscles will fuse to the skin, and surgery can’t fix it.

Apr 15, 2009 at 9:00 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 5 · Mark

@Mickey’s mouse :P:

Obviously I was exaggerating as I imagine PatrickD was…Quite the difference between “Starving” http://www.queerty.com/morning.....0090415/6/

And actually “Starving” http://www.prophecystudy.com/p.....ng_man.jpg

Apr 15, 2009 at 9:16 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 6 · Raven

Not so much overly thin as overly flexible.

Apr 15, 2009 at 10:11 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 7 · Richard in DC

It’s not even that he’s much thinner than any other model, but the poses are absolutely disgusting.

“For just pennies a day, you can save the life of this child…”

Apr 15, 2009 at 10:34 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 8 · hardmannyc · Member · 1071 comments

I don’t find him overly thin. That said, about 7-10 lbs of proportioned muscle would hang on him nicely and fill out his frame.

Apr 15, 2009 at 10:38 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 9 · jaybee · Member · 8 comments

C’mon, guys: Only in the Abercrombie-steroid-juiced-Croisanwich-crammin’ USA could this boy seem painfully thin. Y’all must look like Sally Struthers….

Apr 15, 2009 at 11:01 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 10 · Tom D Frog

Eat a muffin….PLEASE!!!

Sorry JAYBEE, Coffee and Cigarette induced gristle bodies may be all the rage in Europe, butI like my muscles to come from actual work not appetite suppressing chemicals and gym work-outs.

If designers wanted to sell to rest of us, they would get their models off a farm or out of a factory. Hard working guys look healthy and look like what the rest of us aspire too.

I guess this explains why I have zero designer label clothing. The presentation of the look on this emaciated bodies does not inspire me to buy.

And no, I am not some American porker. I simply was blessed with a Man’s Physique. Broad shoulders, visible butt, muscular arms and legs.

Apr 15, 2009 at 11:29 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 11 · afrolito · Member · 1241 comments

He’s perfect just the way he is. Diversity in his pics could’nt hurt though.

Apr 15, 2009 at 11:34 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 12 · dk

I don’t think he’s “overly” thin. He is attractive and young, but a few squats wouldn’t be wasted on him… Photographs well and seems to be the type they’re using as fashion models today. Just not my type…

Apr 15, 2009 at 12:35 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 13 · Sam

In #2, is it just me, or does his back continue down past where his ass should begin?

Apr 15, 2009 at 12:39 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 14 · dk

He’s really lean, probably at the expense of his ass.

Apr 15, 2009 at 12:53 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 15 · Mark

@Tom D Frog:

So, you’re Captain America and you’re not attracted to Spiderman but have your eye on Wolverine?

Some of us like Spiderman! It doesn’t mean he’s a bad person if you don’t like him. Nor does it mean you have to derail him. I mean, I like Wolverine, too…But I like Spiderman more! ;)

Apr 15, 2009 at 1:00 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 16 · Harrison

Try being 6’2 and 108lbs and then tell me that this guy is overly skinny. You lot of queens are just jealous that he’s more beautiful than anyone here could ever hope to be.

Apr 15, 2009 at 2:05 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 17 · hardmannyc · Member · 1071 comments

@Harrison: Nothing like backhanded bragging. Dude, if you’re 6’2″ and 108 lbs, you’re a beanpole by anyone’s standards. And don’t give me the “Oh, it’s so hard to gain weight” line.

Apr 15, 2009 at 2:13 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 18 · Mark

@hardmannyc:

I’m 6’4″ and 208lbs. What does that make me on your scale of “Good-looking?”

Oh, wait. I don’t actually care. I just come to see your negative comments so I can laugh at you and feel bad that you have such a critical outlook on everything.

Apr 15, 2009 at 3:55 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 19 · Suburban · Member · 522 comments

I was trying to figure out if it’s the model or the pics, well the 1st 6 pics just aren’t good. The last 6 are much better and I like the one where Holden is wearing the blue shirt, he’s cute and really nice eyes.

Apr 15, 2009 at 4:54 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 20 · hardmannyc · Member · 1071 comments

@Mark: “I’m 6’4″ and 208lbs. What does that make me on your scale of “Good-looking?”

Depends on your body-fat content :)

Apr 15, 2009 at 7:34 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 21 · Jaxmaddoc

im 6’4 and 209 and skinny as hell so fuck off you,
seriously we bitch and moan about so many political issues and then it comes back to nothing but the fact that most on here appear as nothing but rutting oinking animals that provide nothing of constructive use to the world seriously if i hear one more muscle wanting, abercrombie licking bitch scream on hear im gonna go livid. …….sorry just been a really bad day.

Apr 17, 2009 at 1:04 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 22 · Jaxmaddoc

plus i used to be over 420 so….the whole weight thing is a bit touchy

Apr 17, 2009 at 1:04 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 23 · AJ

@hardmannyc: But it is hard to gain weight! Who has time (or the inclination) to eat 5k calories a day?

Apr 17, 2009 at 1:47 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 24 · Harrison

@AJ: Or the money, for that matter.

Apr 17, 2009 at 1:57 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 25 · cruiser

@Harrison: I’m with you, I’m 6’5″ & 140 these queens are just jealous that they aren’t naturally “slender” they have to go on Weight Watcher or Jenny raig to achieve the same results we were given naturally ;-)

Apr 18, 2009 at 1:03 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 26 · cruiser

I don’t see how anyone can call thisd guy under nourished, skinny or whatever, he is lean & fit, you guys can’t stand that because chances are he was given that “look” by Nature.
I find this guy to be very attractive(everyone has their own tastes of course)
@HARDMANNYC, I can relate to AJ because I have the same difficulty gaining weigh & always have, the most I have EVER weighed in my ENTIRE life is 150 so hwre does that put me on the scale?!

Apr 18, 2009 at 1:08 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 27 · Suburban · Member · 522 comments

Cruiser, thanks, sometimes I do have good taste. I’m 6″1′ and until 2 years ago was always 150lbs, always, couldn’t gain wait, but as you get older….now I’m 170lbs. I couldn’t even imagine joining WW or JC.

Apr 19, 2009 at 4:04 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 28 · Canada

As one who has met Holden in person, his body is flawless. You bunch of oversized queens don’t know what your talking about. He is perfectly healthy and in great shape.

May 4, 2009 at 2:43 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 29 · Satan

HOW OLD IS HE ????? :)

Jan 15, 2012 at 11:42 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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