Many of us are searching for what we consider to be the perfect body and those folks over at FCUK are no exception. However, they think they have found it in the form of Spaniard Ivan Gonzalez. They whisked the fellow off to Italy, stripped him down and strapped him into a machine that measured all his nooks and crannies (modelling, it's a tough job!) and had him injection molded to form their instore mannequins. The Italian manufacturers were so impressed by Mr. Gonzalez's stats, he has become their template for their whole range of products! We really need to get our hands on one of those mannequins.

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