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Morning Goods: Jonathan Jesensky

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It takes a certain type of man to pull of a stomach tattoo. We think Jonathan Jesensky qualifies as that elusive species…

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By:           Andrew Belonksy
On:           Apr 3, 2008
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31 Comments

No. 1 · Brian

He certainly does pull it off, except for the words being very odd… Eloi Eloi Lama Sabachthani means “My god, my god, why have you forgotten [forsaken] me?” The supposed words of Jesus right before he died on the cross. This guy must be/must have been pretty tormented about something to tattoo that on his chest. Poor thing. :)

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No. 2 · Bunny

Infinitely hotter without the long hair.

Posted: Apr 3, 2008 at 8:25 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 3 · emb · Member · 656 comments

I dunno, in thirty years the cry to god may become interestingly ironic when stretched across a massive beer-gut…

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No. 4 · Paul Raposo

This the man who also did gay porn, but says he’s straight:

http://fleshaddicted.blogspot......s-guy.html

Normally I’d say he’s attractive–tats notwithstanding–but the gay-for-pay crap is nauseating.

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No. 5 · HATER

Short hair, long hair – hell, he’d even be hot BALD!

Posted: Apr 3, 2008 at 9:18 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 6 · Darth Paul

That “jesus” tatt is just stupid. If you’re going to get such a vapid quote, at least get it in the proper script.

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No. 7 · Stefen Jones

The tattoo was a statement of his feelings as a marine in Iraq.

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No. 8 · afrolito · Member · 1242 comments

This man is pure SEX.

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No. 9 · Alan down in Florida

Personally I am not impressed.

Posted: Apr 3, 2008 at 10:31 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 10 · Jonathan

He’s exquisite and if I met him, I’d tell him to read Miguel de Unamuno’s “Abel Sanchez & Other Stories.” The answer to his quetion lies in that book.

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No. 11 · Dawgson

Wow. Not feeling it.

Posted: Apr 3, 2008 at 11:40 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 12 · abelincoln

I thought tramp stamps were reserved for the lower back. I’m obviously not up on all the coolness of tatting.

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No. 13 · M Shane

Just got a nasty trade look that doesn’t impress me. If you’re full of self hatred he might be attractive; gives me the chills.

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No. 14 · Bitch Republic

He’s pretty, but the tattoo is a huge turn-off.

http://www.BitchRepublic.net

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No. 15 · Leland Frances · Member · 472 comments

Clearly a summa cum lout [sic] graduate of The Reichen School of Meat Puppet Tattoos. The last one the ex Mr. Lance Bass got was a huge one across his shoulder blades reading “ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME”…but there’s lots of room left underneath for other candidates, e.g., Lance, Louis, Charlie, Chip, and that lantern-jawed dick on a stick he was last seen attending envelope openings with.

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No. 16 · Hunt

looks like he could crack walnuts between those huge pecs, love to find out.

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No. 17 · M Shane

It’s not uncommon at all for trade (straight whores) to suppliment thier appeal and moreover to establish right off their het. differentness ; that’s about the same as”mom” or a set of bossoms. Those kind of male whores usually seem to hate gay people , and resent thier role of being “used”. There seems to be a masochistic thing that some guys have for that kind of relation because of associating being gay with being hated by the males they are attracted to.The tat could very well be a message to the john having him to emphasize the need for them to be forgiven.

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No. 18 · michel

double, triple, quadruple hottttttness.
meow and thank you.

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No. 19 · Ken

Infinitely hotter with the long hair.

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No. 20 · madmax · Member · 51 comments

Oh how I’d love to suckle those pecs and work my way down to the package he’s gripping in the one black-shirted pic. mmmmmm….mmmmmmmm

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No. 21 · parisinla · Member · 177 comments

i love how analytical the morning goods posts have gotten.

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No. 22 · dvlaries · Member · 987 comments

Antonio Guzman is still your best for this week.

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No. 23 · fanboi · Member · 39 comments

Here he is goofing to 9 to 5 for some friends…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCOnNgmnQBQ

so adorable.

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No. 25 · M Shane

“Oh,daddy, spank me, fuck me, make me do bad things!” Sally Kern.

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No. 26 · RPCV

Polocks do weird things……. and gay ones do even weirder things……..

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No. 27 · Suburban · Member · 524 comments

hot, hot body, but he looks stupid with long hair. The chest alone is hot (nice nipples). tats are ok but won’t looks as good in the years to come. Hunt I agree with you.

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No. 28 · BUTTERFACE!

EWWWWWW HIS FACE IS HIDEOUS

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No. 29 · madmax · Member · 51 comments

He does have a kind of “smart ass” look on his face.

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No. 30 · Insideguy · Member · 25 comments

Jonathan never said he wasn’t gay, he is multi-talented and I have a pic of him on stage going toe-to-toe with a drag queen in Seattle. To mock him for doing porn is to mock yourself for being gay. Yeah, lets shame the faggot for for being political incorrect. What would you do if you came back from a war that no one wants, were broke because of the minimal pay you got from a government that doesn’t care what happens to you after submitting you to unrelenting stress.

Why don’t you shut your pie holes and go back to eating ass, because you will never eat crow you sanctimonious cretins

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No. 31 · Swinglow

Insideguy #30 is right. This guy has something more than a hot body and a strange tattoo. He has heart.

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