Morning Goods: Juliano Allgayer
Oh gosh, what are we to do with that last name? Well, he certainly has helped me be a little allgayer this morning (if that’s even possible). We were going to narrow down these pics to just a select few, but after losing a few hours in thoughtful contemplation, we decided that they’re all winners– meaning that you, MG monkeys, are winners, too.
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I love guys with hawkish features!
Are you going after a new demographic with your silly new manic layout and your fifteen year old centerfolds? I’m sure the middle schoolers are thrilled to see one of their own featured(including last week’s boys). One advantage – they don’t have to shave their pubes, they probably don’t even have them yet.
@Sug Night: This one at least looks like he’s above the age of consent. The same cannot be said of Nessman.
@Sug Night:
Someone get this guy some Valium or a coffee or something. Jeez. Just grab your Monday and throttle it!
Beautiful model! Too bad all the muscle queens and those generally angry with youth are already spitting their venom. Personally, I like seeing models near my own age who look healthy instead of reminding me of hormone injected cattle. Just a tip for the whiners, this is how a healthy young man. He’s not a boy, he’s a man and he’s gorgeous. So how about just letting those of us who prefer real men (instead of those steroid injected muscle freaks) enjoy these pics without all your screams of “Get off my lawn, you kids!”
^^^ Sorry, but if you’re going to display your body, have something to display. This guy’s body is totally uninteresting. You don’t have to do ‘roids or spend hours at the gym (not that those guys aren’t outstanding — little jealousy there, hun??) — but you do have to do some working on it.
@hardmannyc: I think the jealous one is probably the guy who feels compelled to trash every model who looks healthy and under 30, hun.
A M A Z I N G body!
This guy is too young looking! I HATE young, sexy, vigorous men. They only like other young guys and reject me in bars and online. I was once young and beautiful and I don’t understand why they can’t see that I still got it, that I’m still fun and can fuck for a (relatively) long time. Everytime I browse Craigslist for cock it’s filled with a bunch of hot young men who exclude my age group. I’m not useless! I want some young meat and they won’t share it!
Damn you Queerty for bringing my feelings to the surface. Damn the gay community for putting athletic youth on a pedestal.
Yes.
All I can hear when I see the first picture is… “Hayyyy Gurls!”
He’s cute though, good job.
More from the catamite NAMBLA pages.
Anyone else like MEN? You know, grown up, a little gruff, less perfectly manicured? A little twinkie is fine once in a while, but if it is the only thing on the menu…
Yum yum!
@Mark M:
NAMBLA? Really? Jeeezzzuss that is a stupid thing to say.
14 Responses, six Complaints. Six including “Bitter Old Queen” who was satirizing, I think.
If you’re just going to complain, why post? Not being rude, just curious…
Ilove his hair. nice arms too.
“If you’re just going to complain, why post?”
They’re helping out with the Queerty Drinking Game, Mark. Every time you see the words “underage” or “real men” on a Morning Goods post you have to take a drink. Gets you paralytic in no time.
@orpheus_lost: Trust me, no one likes healthy guys under 30 than me. And they like me right back. But they gotta have some meat on them bones. Don’t have to be bodybuilders, but when they flex, I want to see some honest-to-Pete muscle.
Why complain: Cuz the site could be more inclusive. Not that pretty young things are lovely, but the singleness of the vision for beauty is boring – disgusting. So I go over the top with my word choice. It will just keep on going. The editor thinks that beauty is defined as “very young”. Eventually I will get bored and stop coming here, just like I don’t go to bars that cater to 22 year old’s.
How about this, John C.. he’s just another clone. Probably a total bitch in person. I’ll pass.
And yeah, what is he, 19? Bleh. Pass again.
So is this just the same guy over and over again? Enough already. No thank you to clones..
what a cutey.
I don’t like the b&w pics. He’s not the best lookin guy around but he does look better in color.
Bash away, moron! Name the time and place. Maybe after the NAMBLA meeting?
Oh, wait you said fagooty, not faggoty. Not sure what you meant there. Is that some kind of Hungarian food?
@hardmannyc: So you just have a compulsion to piss on everyone else’s parade by whining in public every time you don’t get your way or see exactly what you want to see?
With an attitude like that, you may be able to get the young guys, but I doubt you can keep them. Maybe that’s why you have some much time to spend bitching at the Morning Goods models.
@Mark M: LOL! It takes a real winner to threaten people anonymously. What a big, strong, virile man you are, Mark M. Maybe you can tell us all about your massive gun collection and how you’re going to use that on us, too, if we don’t listen to you.
Or maybe your mom won’t let you out of the basement long enough to find us.
Isn’t there enough violence in the news? Can’t we just admire and in an adult way discuss the men?…in most cases men anyway.
@Suburban:
Noooo, the Pearl-Clutching Moral Scolds® must grant us permission to admire! And by the way the PCMS believe there is only ONE true man that one may admire safely, morally, without fear of accusations of NAMBLA membership.
It may well be Superman, but they might think him too much of a twinky as well.
BTW, Mark M. clutches his pearls like a REAL man — with a clenched fist! No extended pinky! Unless he’s drunk.
@orpheus_lost: “Maybe that’s why you have some much time to spend bitching at the Morning Goods models.”
You seem to be posting a lot. Suicide Tuesday come early? Just do some more tina, dude, you’ll feel better in no time.
*goes through flagging most of Tikihead’s crap*
@hardmannyc: Strange that you have a problem with tina but think steroids are just fine. I guess you’re just drug selective.
Either that or you’re just a nasty piece of work.
Or both.
@orpheus_lost: Who said I have a problem with tina? I just have a problem with judgmental jerks.
@Ragemanchoo82:
Thanks, Ragemanchoo82 — I take it you’re one of the Pearl-Clutching Moral Scolds®?
Goddamn glass houses.
@WetWaffleSlag:
I know, they show every mark, streak and stain; and then there’s the stone throwing problem.
@hardmannyc: “I just have a problem with judgmental jerks.”
AMEN brutha!
Tiki, Naw I’m pretty laid back. I’m just tired of the clone effect. And trolls like you :)
He has very good abs/obliques in the first two shots, and has a reasonable bit definition on the pecs too.
So his arms are not very meaty; what of it? If he’s too thin, that makes me a human twig. :’(
…hes still like 19 or 20. :| And very likely certainly a bitch in person. Food for thought. I hope I’m wrong.
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i really like him :P
hot as hell
i like twinks like him cause i have a similar complexion
I’d totally grabbed your photos here ’cause,i want to post in my friendster………..I LOVE YOU.
@hardmannyc: That we can agree on, but I’m not the one who came on here judging, you are. I was merely saying that many of us would like to see the pics of healthy, young models without being swarmed by the muscle queens and you decided to suggest I was jealous for some reason. If you want to now say you don’t like people who judge, I’m all for it, but at least have a little self reflection there.
as Jay Sherman would say “Hatchi Matchi!”
@THIS ENTIRE THREAD: Pot meet kettle!
@Ragemanchoo82: “Tiki, Naw I’m pretty laid back. I’m just tired of the clone effect. And trolls like you :)”
Aw, how cuuute! :)
@orpheus_lost: Some of these comments do seem angry. I personally think highly of young people. It’s just that, sexually, I’m more attracted to (slim) older guys.
People between the ages of 18 and 29 are much more likely to support equal rights for LGBT people. A recent survey even showed that 58% of evangelicals in that age range support civil unions or marriage equality.
At the same time, I think it’s important to respect and welcome people of all ages. While there is ageism against young people in the gay male community, ageism against older guys seems to be much more prevalent. I’ve even seen comments in chat rooms to the effect that older men weren’t welcome to chat there.
On Queerty, the comments do seem slanted the other way. However, I think many of these comments are a response to the lack of variety. By all means, show some guys in their early 20s, or 18 or 19. But not JUST that age range. I also agree with the posters who feel the models should be of legal age.
Tyler — Hahha I miss The Critic. That show was great. :D
People still use Friendster? The last time I looked at it it’d be redesigned so piss-poorly that it was prettymuch unusable.
@Dan: Thanks for a sane response, Dan. I think my biggest problem is the rudeness and the level of objectification going on here. I understand that this guy isn’t everyone’s cup of tea but he’s still a human being and so are the posters who think he’s good looking. Yes, he’s a model and therefore becomes an object of desire, but he’s not just a hunk of meat. The posters who keep slamming him are just vile people and I lose my tolerance with them very quickly. It’s hard to show respect to those who so easily disrespect others.
Lastly, of course all the models should be of age. The whole purpose for the Morning Goods is to titillate and doing that with underage models would be sending a very bad message. But then I can’t remember seeing any pics of underaged models posted here. If that does occur I’ll definitely join in with a pitchfork and torch with the rest of the villagers.
@orpheus_lost: True, there’s a lot of objectification at this type of post. We tend to forget that there’s a person behind the picture. Probably some of the dissatisfaction should be directed at Queerty for its lack of variety, and a big chunk of it at the porn industry for the same reason.
Actually there was one model whose age showed up as 17 in the picture. But most of them seem to be of age. I think some of the “underage” references are just a biting way of saying “I prefer older men.”
I gotta turn in. Have a good one!