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Morning Goods: Matt Kirkham

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A little secret– being sorta blond, your editor is not one for fellow tow-heads, but Matt Kirkham, a former footballer from the UK with some nice chest hair action going on (that’s right, I like fuzz too!) might just get me to switch teams.


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By:           Japhy Grant
On:           Apr 9, 2009
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    • Alexander

      Oh… beautiful Hairy Bearry, but not for me, however pic number 8 is pretty nice :)

      Apr 9, 2009 at 6:08 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • scott

      nice hairy body. decent face. I dig it. I refuse to click on the other pics tho, so I’m just basing it off the 1st one. I did click on #8 based on “Alexander’s” review, but he was all shaved in that one. Why shave such hot hairyness?

      Apr 9, 2009 at 8:20 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mark

      Meh. Pass.

      He looks like a young Sean Penn in Picture #8 – Laughable!

      Apr 9, 2009 at 8:31 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • AlanInSLC

      I’d do him! :)

      Apr 9, 2009 at 9:06 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hardmannyc

      I love the interchangeability of body hair on these models. Bod is just very good, but he has a great face, lots of character.

      Apr 9, 2009 at 9:19 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Anthony in Nashville
      Anthony in Nashville

      Not my usual type but pics 1 and 4 are niiice.

      Apr 9, 2009 at 9:23 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • afrolito

      He looks like a fool in the second pic, and in general he’s just blah.

      Hotsnapz is a terrible photographer.

      Apr 9, 2009 at 9:31 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dan

      Hot bod. The face is very…..suburban

      Apr 9, 2009 at 9:44 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ML

      Hot guy. Bad photographer.

      Apr 9, 2009 at 10:28 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • blackiemiko

      any idea where the NSFW version of these photos are floating around?

      Apr 9, 2009 at 10:54 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ben

      holy wow

      Apr 9, 2009 at 11:09 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Z reveals
      Z reveals

      Great butt!!!!!
      But his highlights are eeewww!

      Apr 9, 2009 at 11:15 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • atdleft

      @Mark: Yeah, Pic #8 wasn’t so flattering. Try #2 instead. ;-)

      @hardmannyc: Not big enough? I dunno. He’s not that beefy, but I guess he’s good enough for me today. ;-)

      Apr 9, 2009 at 11:32 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mark


      Too much hair; not my kind of guy.

      Apr 9, 2009 at 11:37 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Aaron J.
      Aaron J.


      Apr 9, 2009 at 11:39 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • arrcee

      Skin deep, he would be my ideal kinda guy.

      I would like it better if Queerty returned to thumbnails though.

      Apr 9, 2009 at 11:40 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • .topher

      Personally love him, some of the pics are just bad photography, he’s obviously a dancer – his pointe is amazing in the 10th pic.

      Apr 9, 2009 at 11:51 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • alan brickman
      alan brickman

      People who have “types” usually don’t have “anybody”….lol

      Apr 9, 2009 at 12:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dvlaries

      An unreserved yes to this one :)

      Apr 9, 2009 at 12:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jonathan

      Agreed about the face being a little bland, but otherwise totally smokin’…

      Apr 9, 2009 at 12:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mark

      @alan brickman:

      And yet…I do! Funny how that works out!

      I seem to remember you saying similar things on other mornings when you didn’t like what you see…Not too fun when it’s someone else harping on the “kind” of guy *you* like, is it??

      Apr 9, 2009 at 1:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Miley Crisis
      Miley Crisis

      A tasty treat! Thanks Japhy.

      Apr 9, 2009 at 2:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TANK

      Nice! But you can tell that’s he wee…

      Apr 9, 2009 at 3:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TANK


      You can tell that he’s wee, rather.

      Apr 9, 2009 at 3:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tropos

      His face actually looks intelligent. Overall – yummmmmmm!
      Would love to lick every inch of that body. :-)

      Apr 9, 2009 at 3:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jason in WV
      Jason in WV

      Cute, although I’m not much for blondes.

      Apr 9, 2009 at 3:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Lucky Luke
      Lucky Luke

      Lovely body hair.. yummy.

      Apr 9, 2009 at 5:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ben

      @Jonathan: Hrm I think his face is the best part. And how hunky he is. Totally hot.

      Apr 9, 2009 at 6:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Suburban

      He’s cute, I like the dirty blonde or highlights look and the body hair is sexy too. I don’t like pic #8 (silly). He’s rugged looked and a nice change of pace.

      Apr 9, 2009 at 6:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Rob

      OMFG. Gorgeous.

      Apr 9, 2009 at 10:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Anthony

      pic 10 made my pants wet.

      Apr 9, 2009 at 10:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Joseph

      yes please! this guy is perfect for me.

      Apr 9, 2009 at 11:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Le Michael Porreca
      Le Michael Porreca

      His arms are too hairy.

      Apr 10, 2009 at 12:55 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • sal

      HEY QUEERTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!omg can u guys pleeeezzzzzz have that guy ( Alex Rodriguez) from Katy Perry’s hot n cold video as morning goods?!pleeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!

      Apr 10, 2009 at 1:40 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • michael  not 51. but another Michael
      michael not 51. but another Michael

      Hot guy, very real looking, very 70’s body when men looked like men and not all cloned and artificial like men look today.

      Apr 10, 2009 at 2:46 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·


      You hit the nail on the head with that. He reminds me of this dad from my brothers elementary whose always cruisin me.

      Apr 10, 2009 at 12:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hardmannyc

      @TANK: Well, what do you want? He’s English.

      Apr 11, 2009 at 3:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bitch, Please!
      Bitch, Please!

      It is simply hilarious to read some of the comments here on HOT MEN, like Matt, like they had a chance in hell with guys like him! You know, the ones that says, “Nah, I will pass”, or “Not for me”. I really must use my moniker here–Bitches, please!

      Apr 11, 2009 at 3:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jonathan
      Jonathan [Different person #1 using similar name]

      @Jonathan: Nah. His face is incredible; he’s just perfect… horrible photographer, though…

      Apr 11, 2009 at 11:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Scott

      He could have a teeny weeny. What the heck, I top too.

      Apr 12, 2009 at 3:17 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • anon

      This hunk is HAWT! has he done any nudies? Man, i’d love to see those!I’d love to see him in wet calvin kleins completely see thru and also in cream dress slacks with a blue shirt unbuttoned, yum

      Dec 11, 2010 at 9:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Come Together
      Come Together

      He looks like he could be Viggo Mortensen’s hot baby bro. Same smoldering eyes and a manly body. No shaved pretty boys for me.

      Dec 12, 2010 at 7:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Charlie Jackpot
      Charlie Jackpot

      Shame he hasn’t done any work for men at play or englishlads

      Dec 13, 2010 at 2:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mark
      Mark [Different person #1 using similar name]

      damn he’s one fine specimen of hairy manhood!

      Dec 14, 2010 at 10:09 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • alan brickman
      alan brickman [Different person #1 using similar name]

      bring back morning goods!!

      Dec 20, 2010 at 8:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bill Cooney
      Bill Cooney

      Put him on a Ritz cracker and, I’d eat him right up!

      Dec 22, 2010 at 4:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·


      Dec 27, 2010 at 10:37 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·


      Dec 27, 2010 at 10:39 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bobby

      @alan brickman:

      You said it Alan! I love that!

      “People who have ‘types’ usually don’t have anybody.”

      Dec 27, 2010 at 11:24 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Carl

      Where are the naughty bits? :-(

      Jan 15, 2011 at 11:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • cestmua

      One Pope (I can’t recall which one) during the Middle Ages is supposed to have said upon being presented some Britons (Anglos): “Angeles sunt (they are angels). The beautty of this chap holds that to be true.

      May 29, 2013 at 9:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Gregg

      Bro cestmua:

      It was Pope Gregory the Great. He was confronted with Angle (English) prisoners-of-war (mostly children) in Rome. He replied, “They’re not Angles, but rather angels!” Then he sent future St Augustine of Canterbury on a mission to the British Isles. (May guess from my given name, I have some familiarity with this tale! lol)
      As for MK, he’s def pretty, but something needs to be done–or rather NOT done–with his hair! If it’s not in some bieber swirl or fauxhawk, it’s covered by a hipster trilby! All too precious, especially for a former sportsman.



      Jun 1, 2013 at 6:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sammy Schlipshit
      Sammy Schlipshit

      Gee, that guy looks as though a smile just might break his face.

      Boring photos of an attractive guy.

      Jun 4, 2013 at 4:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • rcs831

      Just another haircut.

      Jun 6, 2013 at 11:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·


      Jun 7, 2013 at 5:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • pscheck2

      Sorry, but I’m going to venture a little into what his sexual orientation might be! His face sets my gaydar off into orbit! (But, I suppose he has a SO ((girl)) or is married (but, still could be playing both camps). But, whatever, he is hot, and with a better photographer he would look even hotter!

      Jun 15, 2013 at 2:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • GymJockTX

      This guy is a gorgeous hot stud. Can’t believe all the beyotchy haters posting on here–wait, strike that, I’m gay and all too familiar with what our tribe can be like.

      Matt… Dude… come over to my pad, I’ll whip us up a protein shake :D

      Jul 23, 2013 at 6:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • balehead

      He’s hawt..truth is truth…get over yourself..

      Jul 23, 2013 at 6:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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