Morning Goods: Matt Kirkham / Queerty

No. 1 · Alexander

Oh… beautiful Hairy Bearry, but not for me, however pic number 8 is pretty nice :)

Apr 9, 2009 at 6:08 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 2 · scott

nice hairy body. decent face. I dig it. I refuse to click on the other pics tho, so I’m just basing it off the 1st one. I did click on #8 based on “Alexander’s” review, but he was all shaved in that one. Why shave such hot hairyness?

Apr 9, 2009 at 8:20 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 3 · Mark

Meh. Pass.

He looks like a young Sean Penn in Picture #8 – Laughable!

Apr 9, 2009 at 8:31 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 4 · AlanInSLC

I’d do him! :)

Apr 9, 2009 at 9:06 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 5 · hardmannyc · Member · 1071 comments

I love the interchangeability of body hair on these models. Bod is just very good, but he has a great face, lots of character.

Apr 9, 2009 at 9:19 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 6 · Anthony in Nashville

Not my usual type but pics 1 and 4 are niiice.

Apr 9, 2009 at 9:23 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 7 · afrolito · Member · 1241 comments

He looks like a fool in the second pic, and in general he’s just blah.

Hotsnapz is a terrible photographer.

Apr 9, 2009 at 9:31 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 8 · Dan

Hot bod. The face is very…..suburban

Apr 9, 2009 at 9:44 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 9 · ML

Hot guy. Bad photographer.

Apr 9, 2009 at 10:28 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 10 · blackiemiko · Member · 55 comments

any idea where the NSFW version of these photos are floating around?

Apr 9, 2009 at 10:54 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 11 · ben

holy wow

Apr 9, 2009 at 11:09 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 12 · Z reveals

Great butt!!!!!
But his highlights are eeewww!

Apr 9, 2009 at 11:15 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 13 · atdleft

@Mark: Yeah, Pic #8 wasn’t so flattering. Try #2 instead. ;-)

@hardmannyc: Not big enough? I dunno. He’s not that beefy, but I guess he’s good enough for me today. ;-)

Apr 9, 2009 at 11:32 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 14 · Mark

@atdleft:

Too much hair; not my kind of guy.

Apr 9, 2009 at 11:37 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 15 · Aaron J. · Member · 86 comments

Maybe……..!…No

Apr 9, 2009 at 11:39 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 16 · arrcee · Member · 7 comments

Skin deep, he would be my ideal kinda guy.

I would like it better if Queerty returned to thumbnails though.

Apr 9, 2009 at 11:40 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 17 · .topher

Personally love him, some of the pics are just bad photography, he’s obviously a dancer – his pointe is amazing in the 10th pic.

Apr 9, 2009 at 11:51 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 18 · alan brickman

People who have “types” usually don’t have “anybody”….lol

Apr 9, 2009 at 12:24 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 19 · dvlaries · Member · 1048 comments

An unreserved yes to this one :)

Apr 9, 2009 at 12:26 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 20 · Jonathan

Agreed about the face being a little bland, but otherwise totally smokin’…

Apr 9, 2009 at 12:34 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 21 · Mark

@alan brickman:

And yet…I do! Funny how that works out!

I seem to remember you saying similar things on other mornings when you didn’t like what you see…Not too fun when it’s someone else harping on the “kind” of guy *you* like, is it??

Apr 9, 2009 at 1:06 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 22 · Miley Crisis

A tasty treat! Thanks Japhy.

Apr 9, 2009 at 2:34 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 23 · TANK

Nice! But you can tell that’s he wee…

Apr 9, 2009 at 3:17 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 24 · TANK

@TANK:

You can tell that he’s wee, rather.

Apr 9, 2009 at 3:17 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 25 · tropos

His face actually looks intelligent. Overall – yummmmmmm!
Would love to lick every inch of that body. :-)

Apr 9, 2009 at 3:30 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 26 · Jason in WV

Cute, although I’m not much for blondes.

Apr 9, 2009 at 3:56 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 27 · Lucky Luke

Lovely body hair.. yummy.

Apr 9, 2009 at 5:29 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 28 · ben

@Jonathan: Hrm I think his face is the best part. And how hunky he is. Totally hot.

Apr 9, 2009 at 6:21 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 29 · Suburban · Member · 522 comments

He’s cute, I like the dirty blonde or highlights look and the body hair is sexy too. I don’t like pic #8 (silly). He’s rugged looked and a nice change of pace.

Apr 9, 2009 at 6:30 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 30 · Rob

OMFG. Gorgeous.

Apr 9, 2009 at 10:25 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 31 · Anthony

pic 10 made my pants wet.

Apr 9, 2009 at 10:47 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 32 · Joseph

yes please! this guy is perfect for me.

Apr 9, 2009 at 11:26 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 33 · Le Michael Porreca

His arms are too hairy.

Apr 10, 2009 at 12:55 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 34 · sal

HEY QUEERTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!omg can u guys pleeeezzzzzz have that guy ( Alex Rodriguez) from Katy Perry’s hot n cold video as morning goods?!pleeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!

Apr 10, 2009 at 1:40 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 35 · michael not 51. but another Michael

Hot guy, very real looking, very 70′s body when men looked like men and not all cloned and artificial like men look today.

Apr 10, 2009 at 2:46 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 36 · CONFESSIONS OF A BAD BOY

@Dan:

You hit the nail on the head with that. He reminds me of this dad from my brothers elementary whose always cruisin me.

Apr 10, 2009 at 12:29 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 37 · hardmannyc · Member · 1071 comments

@TANK: Well, what do you want? He’s English.

Apr 11, 2009 at 3:14 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 38 · Bitch, Please!

It is simply hilarious to read some of the comments here on HOT MEN, like Matt, like they had a chance in hell with guys like him! You know, the ones that says, “Nah, I will pass”, or “Not for me”. I really must use my moniker here–Bitches, please!

Apr 11, 2009 at 3:53 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 39 · Jonathan [Different person #1 using similar name]

@Jonathan: Nah. His face is incredible; he’s just perfect… horrible photographer, though…

Apr 11, 2009 at 11:03 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 40 · Scott

He could have a teeny weeny. What the heck, I top too.

Apr 12, 2009 at 3:17 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 41 · anon

This hunk is HAWT! has he done any nudies? Man, i’d love to see those!I’d love to see him in wet calvin kleins completely see thru and also in cream dress slacks with a blue shirt unbuttoned, yum

Dec 11, 2010 at 9:50 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 42 · Come Together

He looks like he could be Viggo Mortensen’s hot baby bro. Same smoldering eyes and a manly body. No shaved pretty boys for me.

Dec 12, 2010 at 7:09 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 43 · Charlie Jackpot

Shame he hasn’t done any work for men at play or englishlads

Dec 13, 2010 at 2:49 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 44 · Mark [Different person #1 using similar name]

damn he’s one fine specimen of hairy manhood!

Dec 14, 2010 at 10:09 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 45 · alan brickman [Different person #1 using similar name]

bring back morning goods!!

Dec 20, 2010 at 8:02 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 46 · Bill Cooney

Put him on a Ritz cracker and, I’d eat him right up!

Dec 22, 2010 at 4:53 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 47 · IV CHANDY

I WANT TO SEE

Dec 27, 2010 at 10:37 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 48 · IV CHANDY

@hardmannyc:

Dec 27, 2010 at 10:39 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 49 · Bobby

@alan brickman:

You said it Alan! I love that!

“People who have ‘types’ usually don’t have anybody.”

Dec 27, 2010 at 11:24 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 50 · Carl

Where are the naughty bits? :-(

Jan 15, 2011 at 11:13 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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