How come Queety doesn’t like this guy? He’s gorgeous! Especially in that blue Armani piece!

No-one could love him as much as he loves himself.

Hey, you may be right. Nobody may love him as much as he loves himself; BUT, I’d sure like to try.

Boring, I’m now officially bored of Morning Goods.

Are all models instructed not to smile? What’s up with that? In anticipation of enjoying his body I’d be grinning ear to ear!

My no-heavy-lifting standard, before I send my fellow message board posters to see ‘the new one’ is: 1) Would Brian Kinney do him; 2) Would I watch Brian Kinney do him? So this guy gets a pass, since we’ve seen far worse things leave that fictional character’s loft. But Nigel IS as vacant as queerty can routinely find them.

His lips keep changing sizes, and it’s kinda scar. Not to mention his hair makes me want to go read David Eddings.

I’m glad about today’s Morning Goods ’cause I’m sure Rowen will like him. Personally though, he does nothing for me…less than nothing acutally. If it’s possible to get negative wood, then I have it. I’d rather do John McCain and Betty White in a threesome after dinner at a T.G.I. Friday’s in Iraq and I really don’t wanna do that!

More Puerto Rican Morning Goods! (I won’t stop asking til it happens so the editors might as well do it…)

Nice body for a Ken doll. I wonder if that head is interchangeable.

The dead behind the eyes… it hurts.

My birthday is Monday the 31st. Give me one at least 30 and that looks as close as can come to Chris Meloni.

Perfection. Love the pouting Pattti Hansen lips. And with that swirl of white in the middle of his hair, he’s like Susan Sontag on steroids. DNA never disappoints.

Would somebody please tell me what is less than perfect about this guy?

Don’t blame the model for the look. In case you haven’t watched any of the reality TV modeling shows that blank look is one that photographers want so that the viewers can project whatever they desire onto the models.

Also how do we know he is Puerto Rican?

Finally, how sophomoric of all of us to assume that brains and beauty are mutually exclusive.

He’s hot in a kind of cartoon character way. I hope it’s due to whatever computer program they used to add effects - He just doesn’t look real, and I don’t mean because he’s hot.

Actually, one of the main complaints of the judges and photographers on reality shows is that they look dead in the eyes or are showing no emotion with their eyes. This guy looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger. Ugh.

I could whack it to this guy - can’t say that about many models.

Is he wearing eye makeup? Yuk! He does nothing for me.

Can’t compete with Levy. Nice bod though.

I think you guys are missing the point — There are choices other than “hairless steroid ken doll queen” and “skinny hairless waif drug addict.”

Maybe we should go back to the Brazilian men. I feel like they pleased almost everyone.

He’s has more make up on than a prom queen.

I wonder if he likes other things up his butt? But beyond that, I am not one of his fans…

He puts me in mind of the actor/musician Rick Nelson.
He has a strong jawline with a small mouth, that unsmiling looks “pouty” :(
In the ‘white pants’ photo he begins to give us a smile, a hint of the inner man. ;)
He has a nice body, very well proportioned. :)
Based upon the photos I would put him in the ‘Friend’ category instead of the ‘Lover’ category.

But hairless steroid Ken Doll queens are hot! Seriously!! I like all good-looking guys, and that includes these.

I mean… he just looks so… empty.

Some photos are better than others. I know models work to perfect that look, but the hairstyle and the dead eyes are a huge turn off.

I want men in the Hugh Jackman category up here. That’s my request.

Hey I’m a fittness model and I’m lookin to have a good time on a video if your interested hit me up at Model2916@yahoo.com.By the way i’m hotter then this guy i’ll be hear from you guys thanks..

twenty six posts so far, something about this beauty is hitting home with you guys, some comments show a little green monster peeping out of some egos. I for one am going out now to go burka shopping, the only way I will go out after the overload of ***** star beauties this week.
(and a day to go)

HELLO!!

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models arent really supposed to smile always…it depends on the photographer… Sexy dosent involve smiling… and yea he probbly loves himself way more than any of us could… maaaabey if we put all of our love together… we could get him enmasse!?

Re: parisinla

Sign me up for the enmasse group (that could be interesting also…maybe we wont even need the pretty boy)

I’m glad to see more comments on this than any of those political posts. we gay men know what’s important. Hot men in underwear!

catty, catty. you’re never happy are you guys? Nice mention of Brian Kinney!!loved QAF

Don’t hate him because he’s beautiful. I bet he gets followed around the gym.

He’s not beautiful…if you’re going by face (which I do). But then again these things are in the eye of the beholder. Give me a tatooed hood or wannabe over these blow-dried dickless wonders any day of the week.

No one is taking up model2916 on his offer to sell himself like he was Eliot Spitzer’s bitch? I feel kinda sad that he has to drum up business this way…look at what this horrible economy is doing to our whores! Where’s their bail out?

He’s beatiful,gorgeous, sexy, and HOT!

He just doesn’t do it for me. I’d rather have a man with a slightly less chiseled body and a much cuter face. They’re also more attainable… maybe that’s what you guys like? Feeling like you can’t get him?

I am not one to judge the models but I really have to say that this one looks like he is made of plastic. Sorry - I usually like the models but I am just not into a man who looks like a mannequin.

No wonder the Renaissance masters were so good. Look at the subject matter they had to work with.

He looks a lot like Ben Stiller’s Zoolander character; only in an adult-sized body.

I don’t get it - is the model behind the A&F mannequin?

he is flawless…

He made me stop and look at DNA Magazine, I try not to be torn to men, but some are just so close to an definition of beauty. I’m told Nigel is as straight as a die, but he needs to breed -we more Nigels in the world and preferably near me!

I have known Nigel for several years and can tell you all that he not only looks good and firm, but he is also very handy around the bedroom.

You-re a lucky guy! Good to hear he’s good in the bedroom, do you know if he’s any good in the bathroom too? As I need some tiling?

Also any idea how much time and effort he puts to looking that optimal? As it looks like a good excerise plan to follow?