Morning Goods: Noah Mills
 

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Good morning, readers! We hope you're all well, although we imagine a few of you would be better if you woke up with American male model, Noah Mills. This Baltimore native sure does sizzle, perfect for those groggy morning hours! Put some fire under your ass, after the jump…

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Comments (19)

No. 1 · Chapeau

Yawn.

Where's the beef?

Posted: May 1, 2007 at 8:28 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · Ryan

someone buy that man a cheeseburger.

Posted: May 1, 2007 at 8:31 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · Mr. Kuntz

whew !!!! I thought it was just me. Make that a double Shake Shack cheeseburger

Posted: May 1, 2007 at 9:12 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · Mr. Kuntz

On second thought, He might pass out waiting in line

Posted: May 1, 2007 at 9:14 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 5 · George W. Tush

Hmmm… perhaps he's sexy to a coked out fashion designer, but all I see is bones and attitude. Who needs it?

Let's get some men in here, please.

Posted: May 1, 2007 at 9:19 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 6 · EricCz

Can't we just go back to the Brazilian models?

Posted: May 1, 2007 at 9:50 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 7 · Alan down in Florida

Looking at the photos my immediate reaction was "Yawn." Reading the comments I'm glad to see I wasn't alone.

Posted: May 1, 2007 at 10:28 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 8 · nystudman

toothpick legs, straw arms & flat ass. Next!

Posted: May 1, 2007 at 10:45 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 9 · Martini-boy

Not good enough for my grill.

Posted: May 1, 2007 at 11:17 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 10 · The Billster

Hot, but in a very "I'm the coolest high schooler" way.

Next, please.

Posted: May 1, 2007 at 12:33 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 11 · Kazz

Smooth and toned. Works for me! Better than fat and hairy!

Posted: May 1, 2007 at 12:48 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 12 · Liam

Boring…

Posted: May 1, 2007 at 1:46 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 13 · Roy

Man, you guys are certainly picky! I think the guy is totally hot! He's got a slammin' body and a beautiful face. You boys are a bunch of haters. Seriously. Oh, and he's not too skinny! Maybe it's been a while since you've seen your waistlines and you're projecting your frustrations?

Posted: May 1, 2007 at 2:02 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 14 · brandon

Well some of us like slender guys…. I think he is rather hot.

Posted: May 1, 2007 at 2:07 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 15 · bri

Mills simply smolders in that first shot. The lighting is so evocative of Marlene Dietrich…

Posted: May 1, 2007 at 3:15 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 16 · dons888

he's hot and yes i'm not into muscle queens.

Posted: May 1, 2007 at 5:51 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 17 · Nic Chua

Noah's very sexy … except when he talks. Seriously, youtube him. He sounds nothing like you would imagine him to sound like (ghetto). On second thought, I'd still hit, since I love wiggers.

:-D

Posted: May 2, 2007 at 12:05 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 18 · robert

i'd like to see pictures of all those pissy faggots that left those comments.

Posted: May 2, 2007 at 10:23 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 19 · a girl

wow.. i always thought gay men had the BEST taste, and here you all are bashing one of the most stunning men to ever exist. unacceptable!

Posted: May 21, 2007 at 7:10 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
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