Morning Goods: Noah Mills
Good morning, readers! We hope you’re all well, although we imagine a few of you would be better if you woke up with American male model, Noah Mills. This Baltimore native sure does sizzle, perfect for those groggy morning hours! Put some fire under your ass, after the jump…
Yawn.
Where’s the beef?
someone buy that man a cheeseburger.
whew !!!! I thought it was just me. Make that a double Shake Shack cheeseburger
On second thought, He might pass out waiting in line
Hmmm… perhaps he’s sexy to a coked out fashion designer, but all I see is bones and attitude. Who needs it?
Let’s get some men in here, please.
Can’t we just go back to the Brazilian models?
Looking at the photos my immediate reaction was “Yawn.” Reading the comments I’m glad to see I wasn’t alone.
toothpick legs, straw arms & flat ass. Next!
Not good enough for my grill.
Hot, but in a very “I’m the coolest high schooler” way.
Next, please.
Smooth and toned. Works for me! Better than fat and hairy!
Boring…
Man, you guys are certainly picky! I think the guy is totally hot! He’s got a slammin’ body and a beautiful face. You boys are a bunch of haters. Seriously. Oh, and he’s not too skinny! Maybe it’s been a while since you’ve seen your waistlines and you’re projecting your frustrations?
Well some of us like slender guys…. I think he is rather hot.
Mills simply smolders in that first shot. The lighting is so evocative of Marlene Dietrich…
he’s hot and yes i’m not into muscle queens.
Noah’s very sexy … except when he talks. Seriously, youtube him. He sounds nothing like you would imagine him to sound like (ghetto). On second thought, I’d still hit, since I love wiggers.
:-D
i’d like to see pictures of all those pissy faggots that left those comments.
wow.. i always thought gay men had the BEST taste, and here you all are bashing one of the most stunning men to ever exist. unacceptable!