Morning Goods: Paris Menswear 2006
From Galliano to Armand Basi, we’re not sure what the hell was going on with Paris’ menswear runways. The designs were mostly too haute for our tastes, but that doesn’t mean the designers didn’t trump out some eye candy.
Forgive me, but why in the world would anyone want to wear these clothes? Exactly what sort of “talent” does it take these days to be a fashion designer? These are uniformly HORRIBLE designs for clothes and I cannot imagine any self-respecting man wanting to make himself look like this. SHEESH!
Oh that first one: Honey! Hate the hat, hate the hair, hate the necklace, hate the pink bikini, but that gun sling would be great for killing yourself once you’d had a look in the mirror. THANK GOD the photographer had the restraint to hold back the shoes. I can’t imagine.
That guy looks like he’s been ridden hard and put away wet. What the hell, is that a tire track across his midsection? Did he get run over on the way to the show? Oh, I know, they were short on models and pulled some bum in off the street. GROSS!!!
you call that skeleton of a man eye-candy?
Uh, Project Runway rejects? And who the hell wears peacoats and cuffed walking shorts? Gotta love the dumpster chic. Nothing says hot man candy like “Hi, I just woke up in a pool of urine and discarded Taco Bell grilled stuffed burrito chunks.”“