Good morning, reader! Make it even better with these Joseph Bleu snapped shots of a fresh-faced model named Patrick. Or you can go on being miserable.
It’s really up to you…
Morning Goods: Patrick
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dvlaries
Only two days in and last week is already feeling like Queerty’s Golden Era.
Maverick69
Yuk !!!
hells kitchen guy
Model for what? Ugly, shapeless guys who wear lipstick?
Cory
Christ! Beautiful. Not all of us like to obsess over ridiculous muscle dudes.
Cory
Hells Kitchen Guy:
I bet you like totally like go to Crunch and like totally shop at like Jeffreys and the like rage at Splash.
Dawgson
From Pulp Fiction:
Dawgson
Even you people have to think he’s a little too skinny. If you’re grinding up against him, those hip bones are going to hurt.
This is experience talking, not envy.
hells kitchen guy
“I bet you like totally like go to Crunch and like totally shop at like Jeffreys and the like rage at Splash.”
Put that in English, please?
hells kitchen guy
In other words, no to all of the above. Well, maybe Splash once in a while. But what would I buy at Jeffrey? Isn’t that a woman’s store? And I find Crunch too fouffy.
Dawgson
I have to say I feel like this is pedophilia wrapped in a socially-acceptable package.
Cory
Your handle is Hells Kitchen Guy. Please, that is the largest cliche gay nyc stereotype.
Dawgson
I think CHELSEA GUY would be the most cliche NYC gay stereotype.
Hell’s Kitchen has “gym queens,” “theatre queens,” and an incredibly diverse assortment of gays and straights who like to be able to easily commute to midtown and still live in a place that feels like a neighborhood.
alan brickman
you guys sound jealous…shut up already!!!!
hells kitchen guy
cory: Let’s see now, you’re stereotyping someone on the basis of the neighborhood (one filled with blacks, Arabs, Hispanics, Anglo families …) where he lives? Isn’t that the pot calling the kettle black?
madmax
Patrick looks like he just stepped off a refugee flight from some emerging Eastern European nation. Somebody feed the guy, please.
I agree with Dawgson about the hip bones, although the ass is nice.
Dawgson
Madmax: In that case, look at those hipbones as HANDLES. đ
Barbarossa
Patrick singing: “Feed me Queerty, Feed me all night long!”
Puddy Katz
Unique
gregg
WTF
HE IS AN UGLY, WHITEBREAD SISSY
i wouldnt even bag his fugly head, cuz he’s all skinny and weak and bony. he kind of looks like gollum
michael
We can go on being “miserable”? Why would you assume your readers are miserable? Patrick is cute but I was pretty happy before I logged onto your sight and saw his photo’s. Queerty, sometimes your writing is really stupid and immature.