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Morning Goods: Patrick

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Good morning, reader! Make it even better with these Joseph Bleu snapped shots of a fresh-faced model named Patrick. Or you can go on being miserable.

It’s really up to you…

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By:           Andrew Belonksy
On:           Apr 15, 2008
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No. 1 · dvlaries · Member · 987 comments

Only two days in and last week is already feeling like Queerty’s Golden Era.

Posted: Apr 15, 2008 at 7:58 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 2 · Maverick69

Yuk !!!

Posted: Apr 15, 2008 at 9:15 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 3 · hells kitchen guy

Model for what? Ugly, shapeless guys who wear lipstick?

Posted: Apr 15, 2008 at 9:35 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 4 · Cory

Christ! Beautiful. Not all of us like to obsess over ridiculous muscle dudes.

Posted: Apr 15, 2008 at 10:18 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 5 · Cory

Hells Kitchen Guy:

I bet you like totally like go to Crunch and like totally shop at like Jeffreys and the like rage at Splash.

Posted: Apr 15, 2008 at 10:19 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 6 · Dawgson

From Pulp Fiction:

Fabienne: I don’t give a damn what men find attractive. It’s unfortunate what we find pleasing to the touch and pleasing to the eye is seldom the same.

Posted: Apr 15, 2008 at 10:20 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 7 · Dawgson

Even you people have to think he’s a little too skinny. If you’re grinding up against him, those hip bones are going to hurt.

This is experience talking, not envy.

Posted: Apr 15, 2008 at 10:23 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 8 · hells kitchen guy

“I bet you like totally like go to Crunch and like totally shop at like Jeffreys and the like rage at Splash.”

Put that in English, please?

Posted: Apr 15, 2008 at 10:54 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 9 · hells kitchen guy

In other words, no to all of the above. Well, maybe Splash once in a while. But what would I buy at Jeffrey? Isn’t that a woman’s store? And I find Crunch too fouffy.

Posted: Apr 15, 2008 at 10:55 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 10 · Dawgson

I have to say I feel like this is pedophilia wrapped in a socially-acceptable package.

Posted: Apr 15, 2008 at 12:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 11 · Cory

Your handle is Hells Kitchen Guy. Please, that is the largest cliche gay nyc stereotype.

Posted: Apr 15, 2008 at 12:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 12 · Dawgson

I think CHELSEA GUY would be the most cliche NYC gay stereotype.

Hell’s Kitchen has “gym queens,” “theatre queens,” and an incredibly diverse assortment of gays and straights who like to be able to easily commute to midtown and still live in a place that feels like a neighborhood.

Posted: Apr 15, 2008 at 12:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 13 · alan brickman

you guys sound jealous…shut up already!!!!

Posted: Apr 15, 2008 at 1:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 14 · hells kitchen guy

cory: Let’s see now, you’re stereotyping someone on the basis of the neighborhood (one filled with blacks, Arabs, Hispanics, Anglo families …) where he lives? Isn’t that the pot calling the kettle black?

Posted: Apr 15, 2008 at 1:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 15 · madmax · Member · 51 comments

Patrick looks like he just stepped off a refugee flight from some emerging Eastern European nation. Somebody feed the guy, please.
I agree with Dawgson about the hip bones, although the ass is nice.

Posted: Apr 15, 2008 at 2:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 16 · Dawgson

Madmax: In that case, look at those hipbones as HANDLES. ;)

Posted: Apr 15, 2008 at 2:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 17 · Barbarossa

Patrick singing: “Feed me Queerty, Feed me all night long!”

Posted: Apr 15, 2008 at 2:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 18 · Puddy Katz

Unique

Posted: Apr 15, 2008 at 6:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 19 · gregg

WTF

HE IS AN UGLY, WHITEBREAD SISSY

i wouldnt even bag his fugly head, cuz he’s all skinny and weak and bony. he kind of looks like gollum

Posted: Apr 15, 2008 at 7:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 20 · michael

We can go on being “miserable”? Why would you assume your readers are miserable? Patrick is cute but I was pretty happy before I logged onto your sight and saw his photo’s. Queerty, sometimes your writing is really stupid and immature.

Posted: Apr 15, 2008 at 8:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]

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