Morning Goods: Patrick
Good morning, reader! Make it even better with these Joseph Bleu snapped shots of a fresh-faced model named Patrick. Or you can go on being miserable.
It's really up to you…
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Only two days in and last week is already feeling like Queerty's Golden Era.
Yuk !!!
Model for what? Ugly, shapeless guys who wear lipstick?
Christ! Beautiful. Not all of us like to obsess over ridiculous muscle dudes.
Hells Kitchen Guy:
I bet you like totally like go to Crunch and like totally shop at like Jeffreys and the like rage at Splash.
From Pulp Fiction:
Even you people have to think he's a little too skinny. If you're grinding up against him, those hip bones are going to hurt.
This is experience talking, not envy.
"I bet you like totally like go to Crunch and like totally shop at like Jeffreys and the like rage at Splash."
Put that in English, please?
In other words, no to all of the above. Well, maybe Splash once in a while. But what would I buy at Jeffrey? Isn't that a woman's store? And I find Crunch too fouffy.
I have to say I feel like this is pedophilia wrapped in a socially-acceptable package.
Your handle is Hells Kitchen Guy. Please, that is the largest cliche gay nyc stereotype.
I think CHELSEA GUY would be the most cliche NYC gay stereotype.
Hell's Kitchen has "gym queens," "theatre queens," and an incredibly diverse assortment of gays and straights who like to be able to easily commute to midtown and still live in a place that feels like a neighborhood.
you guys sound jealous…shut up already!!!!
cory: Let's see now, you're stereotyping someone on the basis of the neighborhood (one filled with blacks, Arabs, Hispanics, Anglo families …) where he lives? Isn't that the pot calling the kettle black?
Patrick looks like he just stepped off a refugee flight from some emerging Eastern European nation. Somebody feed the guy, please.
I agree with Dawgson about the hip bones, although the ass is nice.
Madmax: In that case, look at those hipbones as HANDLES. ;)
Patrick singing: "Feed me Queerty, Feed me all night long!"
Unique
WTF
HE IS AN UGLY, WHITEBREAD SISSY
i wouldnt even bag his fugly head, cuz he's all skinny and weak and bony. he kind of looks like gollum
We can go on being "miserable"? Why would you assume your readers are miserable? Patrick is cute but I was pretty happy before I logged onto your sight and saw his photo's. Queerty, sometimes your writing is really stupid and immature.